Well when Vettel won at the weekend I kind of fell to my knees and did this sort of high pitched giggle and punched the air a bit.
But, if I was to actually win a race myself, I’d jump onto the nose of the car and start breakdancing. I’d then do a backflip straight up onto the podium, neck my bottle of champagne in one and then disapear off with one of the grid girls. That’s just how I roll