There was a world champ called jenson
Who I almost forgot to mention
He didn’t have the brains
But he did have the brawn
In a season that mostly lacked tension.
Lewis was up for a fight
Whether racing in day or at night
But more often than not
His patients would rot
And his left wheel would meet with the right.
Come on, it was funny. I couldn’t resist.
Red bull were king of the mound
Cause their front wings flex down to the ground
DC doesn’t doesn’t notice
Are there hidden motives?
Of course! He’s contractually bound.
There once was a bloke called Ron Dennis
Who Max Mosely believed was a menace
But it was Max who got caught
while his nazi girls fought
Over who got to suck on his pen-iss…..
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