F1 Fanatic - Pamphlet
10. Lewis Hamilton (*)
09. Niki Lauda
08. Emerson Fittipaldi
07. Ayrton Senna (**)
06. Jim Clark
05. Mika Häkkinen
04. Juan Manuel Fangio
03. Alain Prost
02. Sebastian Vettel (***)
01. Michael Schumacher
* – Barely edges Alonso by virtue of 2013 and the second half of 2012.
** – One word: Honda.
*** – I am of the firm belief that Vettel is the fastest driver to have ever graced this sport, but he lacks Schumacher’s spirit and leadership. Talent-wise, they’re equal, so I don’t see any way for Vettel to overcome his mentor.
What are you doing, Stefan
@DaveF1 Tough to call, actually. We don’t seem to have reliability issues, but we’re struggling on sheer pace. Buffing Dry Pace is pretty much an obvious choice, since I’m pretty sure that improves both pace stats, but I can’t really decide what else to buff. We seem to be better in qualifying than in the race, but even in qualifying we always get knocked out in Q1…
What’s your call?
I knew this was going to happen.
Vijay, your days are numbered
Madre, I might actually score a point for once.
While we wait for the next update, Stefan is thinking of a word.
* starts with an N
* ends in ‘owhere’
* in this context, it is best used in combination with the word ‘Absolutely’
* it’s where he and his teammate are
I think spoonfeeding Stefan some pancakes just before Q1 wasn’t a good idea…
What the hell just happened to Stefan?
This is going to be a horrible weekend for us.
@DaveF1 BREAKING NEWS: Mallya sells team to TATA, Karthikeyan looming on the horizon
I think the decision to use counterfeit money instead of fuel wasn’t a good one…