[SouthAussie94]

A bit of a random topic but here it goes..

I was searching randomly on driverdb.com and came across a Spanish driver whose name is Jesus Perez Santander.

Surely he’s just begging to be picked up and sponsored by The Vatican. Or maybe Santander should sponsor their namesake?

And then there are other drivers with names that would be ideal for certain sponsors..

Gerhard Berger sponsored by Burger King.

Bertrand Baguette sponsored by Subway.

Can you think of any others just begging for that special sponsor? Have fun with it!

[Anonymous]

Webber – sponsored by ducks feet

Hamilton – sponsored by Maurice Hamilton

Button – sponsored by Buttons

Schumacher – sponsored by the shoe makers – Vans

Rosberg – sponsored by iceberg lettuce

Maldonado – sponsored by Christianity

d’Ambrosio – sponsored by custard

Hulkenberg – sponsored by The Hulk

di Grassi – sponsored by grass

I know these are all awful, but thought I’d get it out of the way

[Anonymous]

Vettel – sponsored by Vittel water

Glock – sponsored by any glockenspiel maker

Senna – sponsored by Senokot laxatives

Fangio – sponsored by vampires

These are also bad as well :)

[DavidS]

Glock – firearms manufacturer Glock

Jean Alesi – Levis

Webber – BBQs

Barrichello – a manufacturer of string instruments

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