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  • #175570

    Deathmatch Racing: Remove all design constraints and regulations, and allow teams to develop weaponry and armour for their vehicles. The winner is the person who finishes first but drivers may take any measures they wish to see that their competitors don’t.

    Speeds will be reduced by the inevitable need for heavier armour, thus keeping the health and safety lobby happy.

    Flawless.

    #172892

    I agree with TommyB.

    Nuke it from orbit, its the only way to be sure.

    #172754

    I’ve seen an interview where he said he’d either be driving for Red Bull next year or not at all (sorry I haven’t got a link, but I think it was quite early in the season). I get the feeling he’s probably losing interest in the sport, considering how he’s been able to perform relative to Vettel this year, so it wouldn’t surprise me if Webber retired at the end of the season.

    #171176

    ‘Mutton’ because of his regular minor-face-fleece growth and shearing.

    #171364

    Imagine if Vettel’s 2011 turned into Button’s 2009. It would be great to see what he can do in a car that’s not so good in quali (assuming the new rule has that effect).

    I wonder why the other teams haven’t been able to get the same effect out of EBD in qualifying though.

    #168408

    Best Driver: Fernando Alonso

    Worst Driver: Michael Schumacher

    Best Team: Red Bull

    Worst Team: Williams is the default answer at the moment

    Best Overtake: Button on Rosberg

    Best Funny-moment: Mark Webber being Mark Webber after parking his car

    Most Surprising Result: Alonso 3rd

    Least Surprising Result: Duh, Vettel

    Special Mention to: Kobayashi, Buemi

    Race Rating: 8/10

    Best BBC commentator/presenter: David Coulthard

    Worst BBC commentator/presenter: Jordan/Humphrey

    Best Commentary moment: Can’t think of anything specific

    Overall BBC coverage rating: 7/10

    #165820

    So the championship is such a bore

    Just as Schumacher made it before

    But now Michael’s not king

    And Vettel’s the thing

    That makes all want to sleep and to snore.

    #165838

    Best Driver: Webber/Hamilton split

    Worst Driver: Maldonado

    Best Team: Team Lotus

    Worst Team: Williams

    Best Overtake: None specific, most of Hamilton’s non-DRS ones.

    Best Funny-moment: STR tricycle / Button’s pit fail

    Most Surprising Result: Trulli’s fastest lap quicker than Alonso’s.

    Least Surprising Result: Hispania last. Everything else was crazy.

    Special Mention to: Massa, Rosberg, Di Resta

    Race Rating: 9/10

    Best BBC commentator/presenter: DC + Brundle together

    Worst BBC commentator/presenter: Jake Humphrey = Gridwalk Noob.

    Best Commentary moment: DC – “The only way that radio message could be any more scary is if it was delivered in the dark”

    Overall BBC coverage rating: 7/10

    #166970

    And China’s even less ready for a shirtless Eddie Jordan.

    #167130

    HAM sandwich.

    #164231

    1) What place will the best of the HRTs qualify in (If none will qualify write DNQ)?

    – 21st

    2) How many points will Sergio Perez score?

    – 0 points

    3) Which Williams drivers will finish the race?

    – MAL

    #166934

    Renault was no promoter of warning tape. I fear its much more sinister than that:

    https://www.racefans.net/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/petr_rena_kore_2010-22.jpg

    http://www.vicaryplant.co.uk/images/parts/3Cx%20P8.jpg

    http://www.jeffreillyplant.co.uk/images/JCB801_7Large.jpg

    Vitaly Petrov is actually having his drive paid for by JCB’s spares department!

    Think of the children!

    #165818

    Flying Petrov

    Vitaly, you have such a talent,

    Taking off in a manner so gallant!

    Though in actual fact

    You fell off the track,

    So I guess I was wrong and you haven’t.

    #165817

    Arrrrg

    That should be:

    Now Hamilton’s unbeatably fast,

    And by Button could never be passed

    But Jenson is speedier

    In chats with the media

    While Lewis just talks out his a***.

    #165816

    Please note I’m just exaggerating what I see as commonly held opinions about these two to make something that I hope is funny:

    Lewis vs. Jenson

    Now Hamilton’s unbeatably fast,

    And by Button could never be passed.

    But Jenson is speedier

    In chats with the media

    While Lewis just falls on his a***.

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