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- 1st August 2011, 13:58 at 1:58 pm #175570RandomChimpMember
Deathmatch Racing: Remove all design constraints and regulations, and allow teams to develop weaponry and armour for their vehicles. The winner is the person who finishes first but drivers may take any measures they wish to see that their competitors don’t.
Speeds will be reduced by the inevitable need for heavier armour, thus keeping the health and safety lobby happy.
Flawless.
28th June 2011, 5:51 at 5:51 am #172892RandomChimpMemberI agree with TommyB.
Nuke it from orbit, its the only way to be sure.
27th June 2011, 14:26 at 2:26 pm #172754RandomChimpMemberI’ve seen an interview where he said he’d either be driving for Red Bull next year or not at all (sorry I haven’t got a link, but I think it was quite early in the season). I get the feeling he’s probably losing interest in the sport, considering how he’s been able to perform relative to Vettel this year, so it wouldn’t surprise me if Webber retired at the end of the season.
16th June 2011, 21:39 at 9:39 pm #171176RandomChimpMember‘Mutton’ because of his regular minor-face-fleece growth and shearing.
16th June 2011, 12:50 at 12:50 pm #171364RandomChimpMemberImagine if Vettel’s 2011 turned into Button’s 2009. It would be great to see what he can do in a car that’s not so good in quali (assuming the new rule has that effect).
I wonder why the other teams haven’t been able to get the same effect out of EBD in qualifying though.
9th May 2011, 11:32 at 11:32 am #168408RandomChimpMemberBest Driver: Fernando Alonso
Worst Driver: Michael Schumacher
Best Team: Red Bull
Worst Team: Williams is the default answer at the moment
Best Overtake: Button on Rosberg
Best Funny-moment: Mark Webber being Mark Webber after parking his car
Most Surprising Result: Alonso 3rd
Least Surprising Result: Duh, Vettel
Special Mention to: Kobayashi, Buemi
Race Rating: 8/10
Best BBC commentator/presenter: David Coulthard
Worst BBC commentator/presenter: Jordan/Humphrey
Best Commentary moment: Can’t think of anything specific
Overall BBC coverage rating: 7/10
8th May 2011, 13:52 at 1:52 pm #165820RandomChimpMemberSo the championship is such a bore
Just as Schumacher made it before
But now Michael’s not king
And Vettel’s the thing
That makes all want to sleep and to snore.
17th April 2011, 10:54 at 10:54 am #165838RandomChimpMemberBest Driver: Webber/Hamilton split
Worst Driver: Maldonado
Best Team: Team Lotus
Worst Team: Williams
Best Overtake: None specific, most of Hamilton’s non-DRS ones.
Best Funny-moment: STR tricycle / Button’s pit fail
Most Surprising Result: Trulli’s fastest lap quicker than Alonso’s.
Least Surprising Result: Hispania last. Everything else was crazy.
Special Mention to: Massa, Rosberg, Di Resta
Race Rating: 9/10
Best BBC commentator/presenter: DC + Brundle together
Worst BBC commentator/presenter: Jake Humphrey = Gridwalk Noob.
Best Commentary moment: DC – “The only way that radio message could be any more scary is if it was delivered in the dark”
Overall BBC coverage rating: 7/10
16th April 2011, 11:22 at 11:22 am #166970RandomChimpMemberAnd China’s even less ready for a shirtless Eddie Jordan.
16th April 2011, 8:33 at 8:33 am #167130RandomChimpMemberHAM sandwich.
15th April 2011, 17:28 at 5:28 pm #164231RandomChimpMember1) What place will the best of the HRTs qualify in (If none will qualify write DNQ)?
– 21st
2) How many points will Sergio Perez score?
– 0 points
3) Which Williams drivers will finish the race?
– MAL
14th April 2011, 13:28 at 1:28 pm #166934RandomChimpMemberRenault was no promoter of warning tape. I fear its much more sinister than that:
https://www.racefans.net/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/petr_rena_kore_2010-22.jpg
http://www.vicaryplant.co.uk/images/parts/3Cx%20P8.jpg
http://www.jeffreillyplant.co.uk/images/JCB801_7Large.jpg
Vitaly Petrov is actually having his drive paid for by JCB’s spares department!
Think of the children!
13th April 2011, 20:26 at 8:26 pm #165818RandomChimpMemberFlying Petrov
Vitaly, you have such a talent,
Taking off in a manner so gallant!
Though in actual fact
You fell off the track,
So I guess I was wrong and you haven’t.
13th April 2011, 20:17 at 8:17 pm #165817RandomChimpMemberArrrrg
That should be:
Now Hamilton’s unbeatably fast,
And by Button could never be passed
But Jenson is speedier
In chats with the media
While Lewis just talks out his a***.
13th April 2011, 18:25 at 6:25 pm #165816RandomChimpMemberPlease note I’m just exaggerating what I see as commonly held opinions about these two to make something that I hope is funny:
Lewis vs. Jenson
Now Hamilton’s unbeatably fast,
And by Button could never be passed.
But Jenson is speedier
In chats with the media
While Lewis just falls on his a***.
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