Caption competition 1: Jenson Button

Caption competition

Jenson Button, Autosport International, 2004

Jenson Button, Autosport International, 2004

Having previously noticed the popularity of the caption competition thread in the forum I decided it was time to give the idea a slot of its own on the website.

And as today sees first public day at Autosport International I thought we should start things off with an earlier picture from the show.

Here’s Jenson Button at the opening of the 2004 event.

What use could the then-BAR driver find for a massive pair of novelty scissors?

Add your comedy caption in the comments and look out for the best in a future Comment of the Day in the daily round-up.

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171 comments on Caption competition 1: Jenson Button

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  1. Stephen Jones (@aus_steve) said on 14th January 2012, 9:32

    “Who needs Brawn? I’ve got Scissors”

  2. OllyF1uk (@ollyf1uk) said on 14th January 2012, 9:34

    “Now where do i find those Red Bull electronics again. Muuwaaahaaaa!!”

  3. Nixon (@nixon) said on 14th January 2012, 9:35

    Don’t race with scissors. :)

  4. Mallesh Magdum (@malleshmagdum) said on 14th January 2012, 9:42

    REDBULL, Here I come!

  5. MISHBEEP said on 14th January 2012, 9:47

    ” Jenson Button Finally Gets a Hair Cut “

  6. Mcnutt said on 14th January 2012, 9:48

    Jenson proves he can cut it in formula 1

  7. ‘now wheres that williams contract’

  8. MISHBEEP said on 14th January 2012, 9:48

    ” A cut above the rest… Will Jenson Button ever trim the bum fluff? “

  9. Cuthbert23 (@cuthbert23) said on 14th January 2012, 9:51

    Jenson is the new member of Cutting Crew and has released a remix of Died in your arms.. It is called ‘I Drove with my arms tonight’

  10. Sean Newman said on 14th January 2012, 9:51

    Driving a BAR Honda or using these to trim my goatee, it’s all the same to me!

    Maybe I’ll have more luck with a Braun?

  11. charliewatts55 (@charliewatts55) said on 14th January 2012, 9:54

    Jenson takes desperate measures to ensure that he gets the lead role in the upcoming head & shoulders advert.

  12. dam00r (@dam00r) said on 14th January 2012, 9:54

    “Where is Vettels nr.1 finger?”
    “I have a pair of scissors in my cockpit, someone left scissors in my cockpit. What should I do? Throw it away or come in?”
    “Let’s trim Alonsos eyebrows”

  13. F1abw (@f1abw) said on 14th January 2012, 9:56

    Lewis, I hear Eddie designed you some clothes, just send them this way and I’ll sort them out…..

  14. NinjaBadger (@ninjabadger) said on 14th January 2012, 10:06

    Jenson’s past may shed light on the mystery behind Vettel’s punctures

  15. Magnificent Geoffrey (@magnificent-geoffrey) said on 14th January 2012, 10:07

    After having to cut the chicane to pass him, Jenson saw the irony in his Birthday present from Felipe.

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