What do Fernando Alonso and Felipe Massa really make of the new Ferrari?
It’s over to you to decide what Alonso and Massa had to say as they pulled back the covers on the new Ferrari F2012 yesterday. Supply your captions in the comments.
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Jack Leslie (@)
4th February 2012, 10:02
“…………….Urm……….This looks, different”
mcmercslr (@mcmercslr)
4th February 2012, 10:03
“I ho
matthewf1 (@)
4th February 2012, 10:04
‘Ferrari make the surprise unveiling of Alain Prost as their reserve driver for the 2012 season’
Mike (@mike)
4th February 2012, 10:39
:D
sato113 (@sato113)
4th February 2012, 18:37
lol
mcmercslr (@mcmercslr)
4th February 2012, 10:04
Woops. I was meant to say
“I hope they kept the receipt”
DragRacingOtaku
4th February 2012, 10:06
“A bedside table with wheels? It’ll never work.”
sam3110 (@sam3110)
4th February 2012, 10:06
‘See? I told you not to sit on the nose before the ceremony! Lay off the Donuts next winter Filipe!’
Daniel Netto
4th February 2012, 15:19
LOOOOOOOOOOOOL!!!! hilarious! :D
Fixy (@)
4th February 2012, 15:47
@sam3110 I made a very similar caption but I swear I hadn’t read yours!
Victor_RO (@victor_ro)
4th February 2012, 10:07
“Somebody call Steve Irwin and the Americans, they’ve let a red crocodile loose!”
Master firelee (@master-firelee)
4th February 2012, 10:08
“Prost get out from under that sheet”
matt88 (@matt88)
4th February 2012, 10:09
“Looks that kill”
Magnificent Geoffrey (@magnificent-geoffrey)
4th February 2012, 10:09
“Oh, nose!”
LAK
4th February 2012, 12:46
Hahahaha +1
phildick (@phildick)
5th February 2012, 21:32
+1 Great!
georges10099
4th February 2012, 10:10
Hey Felipe, since when did Alain Prost design F1 cars?
Jakob
4th February 2012, 21:36
have you ever heard of prost GP?
melthom
4th February 2012, 22:33
Now he has
alexf1man (@alexf1man)
4th February 2012, 10:12
“We’ve gone with the flow on this one, doesn’t look too good, but we won’t see the front most of the time, so it’s bearable. Now can the FIA give us the championship already? Or even better exclude Red Bull and McLaren?”
sozavele (@formula-1)
4th February 2012, 10:13
My prancing horse is going to be prancing backwards.
lennie (@lennie)
4th February 2012, 10:16
“Hey Felipe, I wonder where they got the idea for the stupid flat nose on this thing?”
“um…I see you’re still wearing that cap, Fernando?”
avegaille (@avegaille)
4th February 2012, 10:17
Do you still want to uncover everything Felipe? It might look uglier still.
samhuds (@samhuds)
4th February 2012, 10:25
Fernando and Felipe decide it’s best to re-cover the Ferrari….
Baz
11th February 2012, 10:33
hahaha!
SennaNmbr1 (@)
4th February 2012, 10:26
“Chamone!”
rpiian (@rpiian)
4th February 2012, 23:04
HEEE HEEEEE!
samhuds (@samhuds)
4th February 2012, 10:26
Don’t look back in anger.
Brolloks (@brolloks)
4th February 2012, 10:29
Alonso can’t bear to look at new Ferrari.
Brolloks (@brolloks)
4th February 2012, 10:30
“For thure, when you sit inside the car, you cannot see the nose.” – Felipe Massa.
Fixy (@)
4th February 2012, 10:34
“Guys, please close your eyes while we unveil it”
Mike (@cucumber)
4th February 2012, 10:38
Fernando and Felipe decide to ‘go ugly early’
Bleeps_and_Tweaks (@bleeps_and_tweaks)
4th February 2012, 11:42
haha Classic!
IanW
4th February 2012, 16:45
Brilliant! HAhahhahaa
Fixy (@)
4th February 2012, 10:39
Ferrari explained why their drivers had seen the car weeks before it was launched: “We wanted to avoid unhappy surprises as Fernando and Felipe have weak stomaches.”
Randy (@randy)
4th February 2012, 10:39
Stefano: “This is a part of our new agressive design philosophy to make a car so ugly that Vettel will let us through to avoid having to see this nose in his mirrors. We call it >>Prancing horse in your face<<"
robk23 (@robk23)
4th February 2012, 10:45
Massa: ‘Err, I think Lewis already crashed into this one’.
mixwell (@mixwell)
4th February 2012, 11:22
:D
LAK
4th February 2012, 12:49
LOL!
davey (@djdaveyp87)
4th February 2012, 19:38
love it!
rapidfire (@rapidfire)
5th February 2012, 8:48
haha..
hantms
5th February 2012, 13:26
LOL!
Baz
11th February 2012, 10:34
hahaha winner!
vickie
15th February 2012, 3:10
fantastc!!! :-)
David-A (@david-a)
4th February 2012, 10:48
Alonso: “Oh dear god… I really do give up.”
NJB
4th February 2012, 16:18
Or is he actually saying ‘it is ugly but the worst sight in f1 is still vettel’s finger’
David-A (@david-a)
9th February 2012, 10:38
Well, for him it is one of the worst sights, as Alonso won’t have won the race!
Steph (@)
4th February 2012, 10:49
And here is the naughty step where Felipe will be put if he fails to let Fernando through again.
Mike (@mike)
4th February 2012, 10:50
Smedley — “Felipe, Alonso is faster than you”
Alonso — “No no, it’s ok. I’m happy looking at the back.”
verstappen (@verstappen)
4th February 2012, 12:47
Long time since that joke was rewound to make me laugh!
+1
Mike (@mike)
4th February 2012, 14:20
Glad to be of service.
MattB (@mattb)
4th February 2012, 19:38
Winner for me (am I voting against myself??!!)
graham228221 (@graham228221)
4th February 2012, 10:51
“I preferred the Jeep“
MattB (@mattb)
4th February 2012, 10:53
“Our innovative design teams wanted to ensure that Lewis would see this in his mirrors”
MattB (@mattb)
4th February 2012, 10:54
“We’re looking at ways in which we can save time in the race. A smaller nose is much quicker to replace in a pitstop.”
howick20
4th February 2012, 10:56
“Felipe, this Ferrari is uglier than you”…
safeeuropeanhome (@debaser91)
4th February 2012, 10:56
Oh dear ugly
Mclaren42
4th February 2012, 10:58
“Ok Fernando, we can cover it up with this tarp and pray we never have to lay eyes on it again.”
James Brickles (@brickles)
4th February 2012, 11:07
“So that’s why people have been calling it the F-20-Lego”
schooner (@schooner)
4th February 2012, 11:09
“Quick! Get the cover back on this thing!”
DVC
4th February 2012, 11:18
“So that’s where they were hiding it.”
ivz (@ivz)
4th February 2012, 11:20
“Oh cool, they have given us a car that can plow the snow and looks like our F1 car……….right?”
mixwell (@mixwell)
4th February 2012, 11:21
Team Orders – Part III
Chris
4th February 2012, 11:33
As they peel it of, the Ferrari drivers now know why their 2012 charger was being hidden by and ironing board cover!
James Brickles (@brickles)
4th February 2012, 11:34
Fernando: “Someone’s ruined our car!”
Felipe: “There’s only person who could have possibly done this”
…
Both: “LEWIS!”
James Brickles (@brickles)
4th February 2012, 11:38
“Scare-odynamics”
No no, that one is terrible :P
Manjit Raiytt
4th February 2012, 11:54
Massa-“Thats my career over then!”
Alonso-“Just roll the cover back on Felipe! We’ll have another go next season.”
Ripudaman (@ripudaman07z)
4th February 2012, 12:00
some say, they found him sitting in the cockpit when ferrari uncovered the F2012!!!!!
rpiian (@rpiian)
4th February 2012, 23:23
AHAHAHA
Malcolm Clark
4th February 2012, 12:12
OK, perhaps we won’t win the championship this year, but with my very own mobile park bench, my friends and I are guaranteed the best seat in the house.
Randy (@randy)
4th February 2012, 12:19
“Tragic news from Milton Keynes, Adrian Newey have died laughing in front of his laptop at around 09:30 am, February 3, 2012. This was the picture displayed on the screen when his associates found him.”
DYarab
4th February 2012, 12:20
Cool. We can’t get on the podium, so they built on into the car.
DYarab
4th February 2012, 12:20
built one on the car. sorry for typo
matthewf1 (@)
4th February 2012, 12:21
nice :-)
Curillo
4th February 2012, 12:22
Go on, we better cover this up before someone see it.
shaun
4th February 2012, 12:27
All I wanted was a silver and red one!!!!
Matt Birkett (@matty1)
4th February 2012, 12:30
Fernando can’t wait to see the mirrors
JC
4th February 2012, 12:37
Fernando: We actually intended to name this the “Ferrari Rocky Balboa” but had to settle for F2012
Hatski
4th February 2012, 12:39
Well, we can’t get on the podium, so we made our own!!
Mike (@mike)
4th February 2012, 14:22
Brilliant :D
Nathan (@mazzacane)
4th February 2012, 12:40
Quack!
Eggry (@eggry)
4th February 2012, 12:41
I think we should hide this as soon as possible.
verstappen (@verstappen)
4th February 2012, 12:44
Just as tastefull as a ‘Ferrari’ SUV!
Jake (@jleigh)
4th February 2012, 13:05
Fernando: “She’s much better under the sheets than my ex-wife”
GeeMac (@geemac)
4th February 2012, 13:09
“After several members of the audience fainted when the F2012 was unveiled, Fernando and Felipe decided to put the cover back on the car.”
Hatski
4th February 2012, 13:13
That’ll look better AFTER I hit Lewis Hamilton!
f1alex (@f1alex)
4th February 2012, 13:30
“Due to a worldwide shortage of carbonfibre, Ferrari were forced to construct the front of their car using Lego.”
Todfod (@todfod)
4th February 2012, 13:31
Alonso thinks – “Why did Montoya have to sit on the nose?”
Steven
4th February 2012, 13:33
“I thought your wife was ugly Felipe. But compared to this thing she’s a beauty”
Westane
4th February 2012, 13:45
Alonso: *sigh* Well thats what I have to look at in my mirrors all season. Now lets see what you will be looking at.
Westane
4th February 2012, 13:47
Alonso: Hey Felipe – there is a button here marked “Lewis” I guess that is how you activate the wheel sythes?
Westane
4th February 2012, 13:48
Felipe: I know we want young tallent in the sport, but did we really need a 5 year old to design this years car?
michaeldobson13 (@michaeldobson13)
4th February 2012, 14:01
It has a top speed of 12, but any drivers that pass it have to take into account they may have to look at it.
LazerFX (@lazerfx)
4th February 2012, 14:02
Uh… Did you bring the snowplough instead of the Ferrari?
mr apex
4th February 2012, 14:03
I hope that nose is lewis proof
Colossal Squid (@colossal-squid)
4th February 2012, 14:10
I say we start concentrating on next years car, Felipe
Chris
4th February 2012, 14:14
As another hideous 2012 F1 car is unveiled, FOM start to seriously consider playing Christina Aguilera’s ‘Beautiful’ on the grid before every race…
‘I am beautiful, no matter what you say, words can’t bring me down…’
Mike the bike Schumacher (@mike-the-bike-schumacher)
4th February 2012, 14:17
Alonso: ‘Don’t look directly at it Felipe’
Daniel Thomas (@iamdanthomas)
4th February 2012, 14:19
Alonso: ‘Ah.. I give up..’
Hairs (@hairs)
4th February 2012, 14:21
You’ll like this Felipe, it drives like a battering ram…
Jason (@f1_wi)
4th February 2012, 14:23
“Ferrari take their new lego sponsorship a bit too far.”
or
“In honor of platypus awareness week….”
goondu86 (@goondu86)
4th February 2012, 14:35
Let’s reveal Sarah Jessica Parker!
Gerdoner (@gerdoner)
4th February 2012, 14:37
“It will look so much better with that red cloth covering the car up”
Gower07
4th February 2012, 14:42
“Never look a gift horse in the mouth.. or the nose!”
Gower07
4th February 2012, 14:49
“the new Ferrari f2012; one step forward two steps back!?”
Broxter (@)
4th February 2012, 14:53
“This new design is just a step too far.”
realracer (@realracer)
4th February 2012, 14:54
Alonso and Massa: Tell the McLaren pair that, any more smugness and we will shove this nose somewhere, where the sun don’t shine.
realracer (@realracer)
4th February 2012, 14:55
Vettel’s nose if he brings that finger out again.
fcofdz (@fcofdz)
4th February 2012, 14:56
“Well, I can’t wait to get inside the car so I don’t see that nose anymore”
neilp4f1 (@neilp4f1)
4th February 2012, 14:56
Fernando this is not one of your better majic tricks, every time we take the cover off it still looks the same!
Mike (@mike)
4th February 2012, 17:12
Haha :D I definitely like this one!
dpanch_89 (@dpanch_89)
4th February 2012, 15:01
ooohSH..! I somebody’s been dogging on it! look what they’ve done to the nose!
fcofdz (@fcofdz)
4th February 2012, 15:09
“What the….. DIBS ON THE OTHER ONE!!”
JPQuesado (@joao-pedro-cq)
4th February 2012, 15:16
The philosophy of this year’s Ferrari is to provide the drivers with a dinner table, ironing board and a toilet, all in the platypus-stile nose.
Cyclops_PL (@cyclops_pl)
4th February 2012, 15:17
“I callled mine Ducky McQuack, how about you, Felipe?”
matthewf1 (@)
4th February 2012, 15:17
‘Nope, the new car’s not under here’
matthewf1 (@)
4th February 2012, 15:21
‘My dog has no nose’
‘How does he smell?’
‘Awful’
JPQuesado (@joao-pedro-cq)
4th February 2012, 15:22
The platypus’ union has already announced that it will sue Scuderia Ferrari for damages to the prestigious image of the animal.
JPQuesado (@joao-pedro-cq)
4th February 2012, 15:24
Alonso: “Wonder what Seb would call to this one…”
matthewf1 (@)
4th February 2012, 16:48
Alain’s ugly sister?
cjpdk (@cjpdk)
4th February 2012, 15:35
“Pay me my tenner Felipe – I told you a new nose can’t be attached while wearing a blindfold”
Daniel Cross
4th February 2012, 15:45
Felipe “20 pound!”, Fernando “i see it”, Felipe “I seen it first”, Fernando “Luca :'(:'(“
Fixy (@)
4th February 2012, 15:46
“Felipe, I thought I’d told you not to sit on the nose of the car while they were modelling it!”
Lotus49 (@lotus49)
4th February 2012, 15:47
“Ah, yesss! This one is yours, Felipe, mine’s not quite ready yet”.
Dragon (@dragon88)
4th February 2012, 17:19
haha, awesome :D
Fixy (@)
4th February 2012, 15:49
Massa: “Maybe I should’ve left Ferrari last year, after all.”
Lotus49 (@lotus49)
4th February 2012, 15:49
No, no, no, Fernando please, you must take this one. After all you are the number one driver.
FrankFH
4th February 2012, 15:49
Felippe: “The new Jean Todt nose is brilliant!”
Fernando: “now the FIA will always have our back, or should I say our nose?”
Fixy (@)
4th February 2012, 15:51
“That Tombazis… I never liked the guy.”
Fixy (@)
4th February 2012, 15:52
“Felipe, keep this cloth after we unveiled the car, it may be useful again.”
Andrew81 (@andrew81)
4th February 2012, 15:57
Come on Felipe, lets cover it up again. We’ve seen enough.
Markydw
4th February 2012, 16:02
Not red again!
scoobiesnoop (@scoobiesnoop)
4th February 2012, 16:02
If I’ve told you once I’ve told you a million times, don’t let Stevie Wonder in the design room!!!
Dane DI Pierro
4th February 2012, 16:19
Now when Felipe hits Lewis we can say they bumped uglies and get a good laugh.
sw6569 (@sw6569)
4th February 2012, 16:21
Massa – “I need a black visor, I need a black visor!”
Arhn (@arhn)
4th February 2012, 16:27
“And now, let us reveal the real reason why we’ve decided to cancel the presentation ceremony !”
OG Kush (@ogkush7)
4th February 2012, 16:30
Felipe baby, be cool!!
By the time we arrive in Melbourne, we should know if you’ll have the chance to let Fernando by for some wins!
JC
4th February 2012, 16:37
That is correct. This was designed by Jeremy Clarkson and his hammer.
saidmmm2002 (@saidmmm2002)
4th February 2012, 16:42
Alonso:”Oh dear… Do we have to take the whole cover off?!”
Massa:”I dont think it could get worse!”
IanW
4th February 2012, 16:46
Welll…at least it’s red.
Solo (@solo)
4th February 2012, 16:48
Massa: Fernando did you see that nose?
Alonso: Nose? What nose? La la la la
remengo
4th February 2012, 16:50
Hopefully this blog will not be deleted if the fugly ferrari starts to win races…..and then it would be funny….
Solo (@solo)
4th February 2012, 16:52
Alonso: I have a feeling that the joke i made on Tompazis by giving him a lego technical kit when i was dressed as Santa on Christmas just came to bite me back.
Solo (@solo)
4th February 2012, 16:54
Ok guys nice joke. Now seriously where’s the real car?
peru-kowalsky
4th February 2012, 16:56
alonso thinks . time is running out for the third title, and this car doesn’t look as a world championship winning car.
Let’s just go with the flow, and hope for the best.
Oh god, I wish i had signed for red bull when i had the chance.
Solo (@solo)
4th February 2012, 16:59
Massa: Fernando are they really gonna have us drive this all year long? Wait..who are you calling we in the middle of a presentation.
Alonso: My psychologist, to you want his number? His very good.
Massa: Yeah i think i’ll need it.
peru-kowalsky
4th February 2012, 17:00
the father of the creature was nowhere to be seen durring the presentation. I wonder why…
Solo (@solo)
4th February 2012, 17:03
Drivers mind: Uncover, uncover, uncover(seeing nose)…., cover, cover,cover, cover.
greesha
4th February 2012, 17:08
“Quickly Alonso! Help me put that cover on ! We cant let anyone else see this ugly monster! Faster, Faster… They’re coming!”
AndrewTanner (@andrewtanner)
4th February 2012, 17:15
“Why couldn’t it snow inside as well?”
SamC (@samc)
4th February 2012, 17:23
“what do you mean, this isn’t the car we sent for crash testing?”
Ugandan Discussions
4th February 2012, 17:25
“Hey Fernando, with these mirror, I’ve got an excuse when I get into another crash with “Luis”!”
DarthRaiden666 (@darthraiden666)
4th February 2012, 17:27
Massa: Fernado have you seen its nose?
Alonso: I’m trying not too.
Mlracing (@mlracing)
4th February 2012, 17:36
Alonso: ‘Just close your eyes Fernando’
Massa: ‘I raised the sheet/blanket higher than Fernando 1-0. 2012 is mine!’
UKFan (@)
4th February 2012, 17:37
Not again… the car is full of Santanders turds.
one eye man
4th February 2012, 17:37
”do you think anybody will notice the nose filipe?”
Buddy
4th February 2012, 17:40
AFLACK!!!
Cornflakes (@cornflakes)
4th February 2012, 17:40
The all new Ferrari 2012 car is unveiled… at Lego headquaters
Buddy
4th February 2012, 17:41
OMG! It’s red again!
Rally (@rally)
4th February 2012, 17:53
+ 1
UKFan (@)
4th February 2012, 17:42
Its a great caption… their faces… really nice catch.
Paul
4th February 2012, 17:49
“This is so ugly we can only show it to you in sections!”
Rally (@rally)
4th February 2012, 17:51
Fernando: “It looks very special”
Felipe: “Suits me better”
Jon E
4th February 2012, 17:52
That reminds me, I must do the ironing.
Jon E
4th February 2012, 18:02
or
Alonso: That reminds me filipe, have you finished doing my ironing yet?
Jon E
4th February 2012, 17:57
Now I know why Tompazis borrowed my surf-board
HK (@me4me)
4th February 2012, 18:02
Stefano Domenicali in the background: “What have we done, this thing makes even Fernando Alonso raise his eyebrows!”
toddjamin (@toddjamin)
4th February 2012, 18:02
“that needs breaking and re-setting”
F1 Observer (@f1-observer)
4th February 2012, 18:07
Massa: “I might have lost our last bet but this is going too far…”
Ratboy (@ratboy)
4th February 2012, 18:14
“Hey Fernando why did Luca hire the designer obsessed with cubism?”
sozavele (@formula-1)
4th February 2012, 18:34
The front nose may be cubist but nothing else is, therefore not a great caption as it is not true. (Just done cubism in Art GCSE I know what I am talking about)
Ratboy (@ratboy)
4th February 2012, 19:53
only the front is showing though, and the only thing that isnt square there are the wheels and tyres.
also all these captions arent true as none of them were said, are they not great either?
sozavele (@formula-1)
4th February 2012, 20:47
the only cubist element is the nose, you can think of diagonal lines and that if you slid the nose down from being smooth it now forms the slope.
just.daz (@nemo87)
4th February 2012, 18:21
“APRIL FOOLS.. oh wait it’s February. Damn” :|
dennis (@dennis)
4th February 2012, 18:22
CAUTION:
Mind the step.
Jon E
4th February 2012, 18:45
+1
FrankFH
4th February 2012, 18:27
Felipe: “my mother always told me that it’s not the outside that matters, but what’s inside.”
Fernando: “well we better be hiding traction control, active ride height, a blown diffuser, and ground effect to make up for this ugly ducking!”
Brakius (@brakius)
4th February 2012, 18:28
Massa: “Noooooo!, Luca told ME to step it up this year”
BreezyRacer (@breezyracer)
4th February 2012, 18:35
Cover it up! COVER IT UP, QUICK!!!!!!!!!!!
magon4 (@magon4)
4th February 2012, 18:36
“I think this year I won’t need to make the car look bad”
sozavele (@formula-1)
4th February 2012, 18:36
In the words of Craig Revell-Haward…..
Fernando: “It’s a disaster darling”.
Felipe: “Certainly not Fab-ou-lous“.
magon4 (@magon4)
4th February 2012, 18:39
One more try…
“Fernando, did you see that?” “Don’t look, Felipe, don’t look.”
vishy (@vishy)
4th February 2012, 18:42
Massa: oh boy, do we really have to do this??
Alonso: Smile and say cheese or else Luca will send you home today.
Andy
4th February 2012, 18:45
“Dear god; looking at this makes me feel like that spring on my head back in 2009, only this time it apperently also hit the nose”
magon4 (@magon4)
4th February 2012, 18:48
Caption:
No comment.
toesmokin
4th February 2012, 18:53
Are you sure the regs say we have to drive the car used in the crash test?
Randy
4th February 2012, 18:55
Felipe : “Fernando…the engineers have designed a seat for u in the front incase the car runs out of fuel again. No more taking piggy back rides from Red Bull again”
OmarR-Pepper (@)
4th February 2012, 18:57
Cover it again!!!!!!!
Name*
4th February 2012, 19:03
The back is not the best looking, now lets see the front. Oh wait…
PT (@pt)
4th February 2012, 19:05
Now Felipe, just don’t look at the front. Concentrate on the cockpit man, and the mirrors – you’re gonna need them.
PT (@pt)
4th February 2012, 19:09
Take this broken nose, and learn to fly again…wait, it’s supposed to be broken wings, right? What’s that song from Mr. Mister Felipe?
Carrick Stonehouse (@cstonehouse)
4th February 2012, 19:11
“eeeeeee, a pet platypus”
mole (@mole)
4th February 2012, 19:17
Hey Vettel , this is “Kate’s Ugly Little Sister”
Grammo (@grammo)
4th February 2012, 21:28
Nice
Roger Camp (@rogercamp)
4th February 2012, 19:23
Fernando: “Ok Felipe, let’s see what the engineers made for us…”
Felipe: “It’s finally here, they kept it secret even for us…”
Fernando: “Oh oh, there’s something strange…”
Felipe: “Holy crap! They made a mistake, they put the unfinished or prototype car here!!!”
Fernando: “You’re right, look at that nose. It looks deformed!”
Montezemolo: “I’m sorry guys, it’s all the engineers could make up considering the regulations…”
Fernando and Felipe thinking: “I wonder how McLaren was able to do it differently… we are screwed!”
PT (@pt)
4th February 2012, 19:25
Hmm, the snow flakes in Maranello seem to be heavier than in Oviedo. Look what they’ve done!
Chris (@eddie4102000)
4th February 2012, 19:26
Felipe: What the ****?
Fernando: Can’t look, can’t look…
freefall
4th February 2012, 19:34
Alonso- ” Felipe, stop staring at the nose an we might just get away with it “
samhuds (@samhuds)
4th February 2012, 19:37
We really need to buy the designers some new rulers….
PT (@pt)
4th February 2012, 19:43
I knew Ferrari was making an aggressive design, but not this aggressive…
TheBrav3
4th February 2012, 19:45
Fernando: Remember that card trick i did on the bbc last year well…… Abrakadabra!
Gav (@foxtrotoscar21)
4th February 2012, 19:53
“1,2,3… Abracadabra… and its gon… um, oh, it’s still here…
The Edge (@the-edge)
4th February 2012, 20:07
”don’t stare at it Philipe, just pretend every things normal”
Sweepage
4th February 2012, 20:09
My eyes!! Put the cover back on! PUT THE COVER BACK ON!!!
Sweepage
4th February 2012, 20:15
I knew laughing at the Caterham was a bad idea….
A-Safieldin (@)
4th February 2012, 21:10
The dark visor, i need the dark visor!!
Felipe baby stay cool just close your eyes
Heidenh
4th February 2012, 21:15
They took taking a step up to their game a little too seriously.
So they decided to make the car look like stairs.
Grammo (@grammo)
4th February 2012, 21:35
You know Felipe my very first car look better than this thing…
Well Fenando, people won’t be sorry to see Ferrari leave the sport now, I wish I was…
Felipe Bomeny (@portugoose)
4th February 2012, 21:38
After his fall, the injured Robert Kubica and his nose became the styling influence for the F2012 rather than becoming one of the car’s drivers.
ob1kenobi.23 (@ob1kenobi23)
4th February 2012, 21:40
Fernando, yeah Felipe, Luca said they had so much success with Schumi they designed his chin into it.
melthom
4th February 2012, 21:51
“Oops…we shall never use a blind designer with a chronic hickup again”
melthom
4th February 2012, 21:54
“Erm..I really tried to teach him how to draw a straight line after a bottle of Chianti”
melthom
4th February 2012, 21:56
“I heard that next year we are going to start using computers for designing cars”
mags (@mags)
4th February 2012, 22:03
Jesus, that’s ugly.
Fer no.65 (@fer-no65)
4th February 2012, 22:04
Massa: “gotta call Lewis so he crashes into me in every race and tears off this hideous nosecone”
sparkus88
4th February 2012, 22:35
Shortly after the launch of the new ferrari, felipe and alonso are asked to cover it up again because some of the audience are becoming nauseous.
melthom
4th February 2012, 22:43
Alonso: “Oh, well..maybe next year”
verstappen (@verstappen)
4th February 2012, 22:45
Oh they hired the designer of the Fiat Multipla!
(after Luca found a horse’s head in his bed)
Elliot Horwood
4th February 2012, 23:04
Image shows how McLaren actually have a LOWER nose than Ferrari, even with the ‘step ladder’ design ferrari have http://i.imgur.com/Aby4i.jpg
Jake (@jleigh)
4th February 2012, 23:56
thats got to be the winner =P
John H (@john-h)
4th February 2012, 23:19
Too late… I’ve turned to stone.
wiru
4th February 2012, 23:35
‘ok… who employed the Caterham designer…?’
Britalian Stallion
4th February 2012, 23:47
Fernando: Whats with this nose? I thought Prost was sacked over 20 years ago, don’t tell me he sent in a self-portrait and the design team decided to model it on him..
loay alfar
4th February 2012, 23:54
” stop stop stop put the cover back fernando it’s undone”
Jake (@jleigh)
4th February 2012, 23:58
“ctrl z, ctrl z!!”
melthom
5th February 2012, 1:09
why did I press save?
Crackers (@crackers)
5th February 2012, 0:28
Fernando: “I’ve heard of cup holders, but a drinks tray?”
Theo
5th February 2012, 9:53
+1 :D
melthom
5th February 2012, 1:07
“Ok, allow me to present Giovanni Duck, the brother of Donald Duck, sponsored by Disney!!”
melthom
5th February 2012, 1:12
Whitmarsh: “Ok we’re in the enterainment business, but noone told me it’s Comendy Central.”
melthom
5th February 2012, 1:12
Whitmarsh: “Ok we’re in the entertainment business, but noone told me it’s Comendy Central.”
troutcor
5th February 2012, 2:14
Who tacked on the Prost-thesis?
melthom
5th February 2012, 3:13
“Why is Kimi laughing hysterically?”
melthom
5th February 2012, 3:17
“Remember: don’t drink and design”
dragoll (@dragoll)
5th February 2012, 3:59
Alonso: “Someone ring Lego, I think we got one of theirs?” Massa: “Errr… I think this is ours…”
JC
5th February 2012, 4:06
“The snow’s been so heavy in Maranello for a while so we designed the car out of anything left in the factory.”
Nackit
5th February 2012, 4:25
Hope they didn’t so much lego on the back…
David Williams
5th February 2012, 6:43
What the
ben
5th February 2012, 7:49
“Erm, Filipe, should we put it back on?”
rapidfire (@rapidfire)
5th February 2012, 9:00
i’s gonna be legend wait for it………………………………..ugly! Legend-ugly!
ko
5th February 2012, 9:54
“Oh, I think we’ll have to change the prancing horse to a donkey this year”
or
“that anorexic stripper at the launch party last night had more curves than this”
Alfisti
5th February 2012, 10:21
It is finally revealed that the prancing horse has a nose injury.
JamieFranklinF1 (@jamiefranklinf1)
5th February 2012, 10:46
After many questions by the public and the press, Ferrari have had to issue a statement insisting that the F2012 is not a joke.
Robert Sinclair (@robjsinc)
5th February 2012, 11:04
Massa, ” Why are there two seats?”
Alonso, “Bagsie the cockpit!”
melthom
5th February 2012, 11:13
Alonso: “Ok, now I understand why they pay me 90 mil euro”
melthom
5th February 2012, 11:19
“Felipe, please stop crying”
buckyohare
5th February 2012, 11:40
Sing along everybody – My lovely horse, running through the fields. I want to feed you sugar lumps and jump you over ……(wait I’ve got this bit) …… fence”
David Brinkman
5th February 2012, 12:23
Christ Fernando it’s got “Hit Lewis here” on the nose.
Nixon (@nixon)
5th February 2012, 12:57
Massa: Damn! Thats one ugly nose
Alonso: Just ignore it and keep pulling
Younger Hamii (@younger-hamii)
5th February 2012, 13:12
Fernando : I’m really relaxed
Felipe : I think i need to stay cool Rob, Baby?
Justin
5th February 2012, 20:50
omg….Our very own F1 Hummer….
Alex
5th February 2012, 22:34
“Careful, Fernando, you might break something.”
“Don’t worry – I broke the nose in half earlier, and nobody even noticed.”
Cappo Mark (@cappo-mark)
5th February 2012, 23:24
Ferrari released new moto this week:
“If it’s not a right angle, it’s a wrong angle.”
Justin
6th February 2012, 1:00
……this isn’t ours, its an F1 Hummer….
Pankit
6th February 2012, 4:53
Look Filipe … you broke it before we even got to race it !
JamieMig
6th February 2012, 5:02
“Oh, I miss Robert even more”
Tasimana
6th February 2012, 10:34
Felipe remember you have to let me remove my side first!
DONN (@donn)
6th February 2012, 10:50
FERNANDO IT’S STILL RED THAT MEANS STOP DOE’S IT NOT !!
Joseph Camenzuli
6th February 2012, 15:35
Massa’Fernando there must be some mistake here, this must be a Lego built replica’.
Alonso ‘This must be a joke. Where is Tombasis’.
Weasel (@weasel)
9th February 2012, 19:55
Remember Felipe, this dog is for life, not just for Christmas.
TheGreatTeflonso
9th February 2012, 20:09
Alonso – “Tombazis, Newey is faster than you. Do you understand?”
Batman (@batman)
10th February 2012, 7:29
“Oh look Nando…its a double-decker bus!”
Andrew Pugh
10th February 2012, 13:04
It was finally revealed by the two Ferrari drivers; Chris De Burgh was indeed dancing cheek to cheek under the Lady In Red’s dress.
Craig Butterworth
11th February 2012, 10:30
“Oh dear put the cover back on!! Quick!!”
Philip Pegler
11th February 2012, 10:47
“Jesus Christ, I thought they were having us on when they said the car was designed by a Malaysian.”
mini
12th February 2012, 4:28
O look felipe u could not c the nose on the last car haw you gona manige naw
tom edwards
12th February 2012, 18:13
rob smedley ‘felipe baby, stay cool!!’
Estevan Sievers
19th February 2012, 9:11
I think this is a real great post. Really Cool.
Eduardo (@dubs)
23rd February 2012, 15:45
Fernando: “Ohh we’re just unveiling the wrong car.. this is from LEGO…”
Vincent
24th February 2012, 12:37
“Lego hired the two actual Ferrari F1 drivers to unveil their new 1:1 Ferrari F1 model”
TheJudge (@thejudge)
25th February 2012, 11:30
Alonso’s like- “Oughh ,I can’t look..”
Kabs
26th February 2012, 12:43
“Guys, you put the bladdy snow plow machine here”
barkun (@barkun)
28th February 2012, 8:58
Oh my !!!…. well at least it looks better than the Fiat Multipla Schumi had to drive in commercials
Slackbladder
2nd March 2012, 8:53
“and The Red Cape will flow from just behind the drivers shoulders….”
ob1kenobi.23 (@ob1kenobi23)
6th March 2012, 2:56
Felipe says
Fernando
Each
Roll
Reveals
Another
Ridiculous
Idiosyncrasy.
ConnieL
9th March 2012, 23:49
The drivers practice re-packing the Hamilton Collision Restraint Airbag in Felipe’s car.
ronald plain
11th March 2012, 6:10
love it!
ronald plain
11th March 2012, 6:10
That’s definitely a “Roman Nose”…… hmmm, did they move the factory?
ronald plain
11th March 2012, 6:12
Do you think Lewis will like his new crying towel?
Dunno, the red might upset him.
Oh I don’t think so. Kimi says he’s color blind. Can’t tell red from green.
John
18th March 2012, 16:22
“Erm. Luca. Gonna need to get the engineers in. Theres a dent right there in the nose.”
Ring Joven (@ringjoven)
31st March 2012, 10:39
FM: Hmmmm, what that hump?
FA: I don’t know. Just smile for the cam!
Ring Joven (@ringjoven)
31st March 2012, 10:44
oops sorry. it was supposed to be “What’s that hump?” :D
jacob.stanton
28th April 2012, 18:12
what this car will not win a thing it has step that makes the car go slower than it should and mclarens car is much better because I can hear them shouting because their car is brilliant so thats going to bad for us than it will for them