Fernando Alonso, Felipe Massa, Ferrari F2012 launch, 2012

Caption competition 4: Ferrari F2012

Caption competitionPosted on | Author Keith Collantine

Fernando Alonso, Felipe Massa, Ferrari F2012 launch, 2012
Fernando Alonso, Felipe Massa, Ferrari F2012 launch, 2012

What do Fernando Alonso and Felipe Massa really make of the new Ferrari?

It’s over to you to decide what Alonso and Massa had to say as they pulled back the covers on the new Ferrari F2012 yesterday. Supply your captions in the comments.

Remember to look out for a selection of the best in tomorrow’s Comment of the Day in the daily round-up.

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283 comments on “Caption competition 4: Ferrari F2012”

  1. “I thought your wife was ugly Felipe. But compared to this thing she’s a beauty”

  2. Alonso: *sigh* Well thats what I have to look at in my mirrors all season. Now lets see what you will be looking at.

  3. Alonso: Hey Felipe – there is a button here marked “Lewis” I guess that is how you activate the wheel sythes?

  4. Felipe: I know we want young tallent in the sport, but did we really need a 5 year old to design this years car?

  5. It has a top speed of 12, but any drivers that pass it have to take into account they may have to look at it.

  6. Uh… Did you bring the snowplough instead of the Ferrari?

  7. I hope that nose is lewis proof

  8. I say we start concentrating on next years car, Felipe

  9. As another hideous 2012 F1 car is unveiled, FOM start to seriously consider playing Christina Aguilera’s ‘Beautiful’ on the grid before every race…

    ‘I am beautiful, no matter what you say, words can’t bring me down…’

  10. Alonso: ‘Don’t look directly at it Felipe’

  11. Alonso: ‘Ah.. I give up..’

  12. You’ll like this Felipe, it drives like a battering ram…

  13. “Ferrari take their new lego sponsorship a bit too far.”


    “In honor of platypus awareness week….”

  14. Let’s reveal Sarah Jessica Parker!

  15. “It will look so much better with that red cloth covering the car up”

  16. “Never look a gift horse in the mouth.. or the nose!”

  17. “the new Ferrari f2012; one step forward two steps back!?”

  18. “This new design is just a step too far.”

  19. Alonso and Massa: Tell the McLaren pair that, any more smugness and we will shove this nose somewhere, where the sun don’t shine.

  20. Vettel’s nose if he brings that finger out again.

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