Caption competition 4: Ferrari F2012

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Fernando Alonso, Felipe Massa, Ferrari F2012 launch, 2012

Fernando Alonso, Felipe Massa, Ferrari F2012 launch, 2012

What do Fernando Alonso and Felipe Massa really make of the new Ferrari?

It’s over to you to decide what Alonso and Massa had to say as they pulled back the covers on the new Ferrari F2012 yesterday. Supply your captions in the comments.

Remember to look out for a selection of the best in tomorrow’s Comment of the Day in the daily round-up.

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283 comments on Caption competition 4: Ferrari F2012

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  1. Steven said on 4th February 2012, 13:33

    “I thought your wife was ugly Felipe. But compared to this thing she’s a beauty”

  2. Westane said on 4th February 2012, 13:45

    Alonso: *sigh* Well thats what I have to look at in my mirrors all season. Now lets see what you will be looking at.

  3. Westane said on 4th February 2012, 13:47

    Alonso: Hey Felipe – there is a button here marked “Lewis” I guess that is how you activate the wheel sythes?

  4. Westane said on 4th February 2012, 13:48

    Felipe: I know we want young tallent in the sport, but did we really need a 5 year old to design this years car?

  5. michaeldobson13 (@michaeldobson13) said on 4th February 2012, 14:01

    It has a top speed of 12, but any drivers that pass it have to take into account they may have to look at it.

  6. LazerFX (@lazerfx) said on 4th February 2012, 14:02

    Uh… Did you bring the snowplough instead of the Ferrari?

  7. mr apex said on 4th February 2012, 14:03

    I hope that nose is lewis proof

  8. Colossal Squid (@colossal-squid) said on 4th February 2012, 14:10

    I say we start concentrating on next years car, Felipe

  9. Chris said on 4th February 2012, 14:14

    As another hideous 2012 F1 car is unveiled, FOM start to seriously consider playing Christina Aguilera’s ‘Beautiful’ on the grid before every race…

    ‘I am beautiful, no matter what you say, words can’t bring me down…’

  10. Mike the bike Schumacher (@mike-the-bike-schumacher) said on 4th February 2012, 14:17

    Alonso: ‘Don’t look directly at it Felipe’

  11. Daniel Thomas (@iamdanthomas) said on 4th February 2012, 14:19

    Alonso: ‘Ah.. I give up..’

  12. Hairs (@hairs) said on 4th February 2012, 14:21

    You’ll like this Felipe, it drives like a battering ram…

  13. F1_WI (@f1_wi) said on 4th February 2012, 14:23

    “Ferrari take their new lego sponsorship a bit too far.”

    or

    “In honor of platypus awareness week….”

  14. goondu86 (@goondu86) said on 4th February 2012, 14:35

    Let’s reveal Sarah Jessica Parker!

  15. Gerdoner (@gerdoner) said on 4th February 2012, 14:37

    “It will look so much better with that red cloth covering the car up”

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