Caption competition 4: Ferrari F2012

Caption competition

Fernando Alonso, Felipe Massa, Ferrari F2012 launch, 2012

Fernando Alonso, Felipe Massa, Ferrari F2012 launch, 2012

What do Fernando Alonso and Felipe Massa really make of the new Ferrari?

It’s over to you to decide what Alonso and Massa had to say as they pulled back the covers on the new Ferrari F2012 yesterday. Supply your captions in the comments.

Remember to look out for a selection of the best in tomorrow’s Comment of the Day in the daily round-up.

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283 comments on Caption competition 4: Ferrari F2012

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  1. fcofdz (@fcofdz) said on 4th February 2012, 14:56

    “Well, I can’t wait to get inside the car so I don’t see that nose anymore”

  2. neilp4f1 (@neilp4f1) said on 4th February 2012, 14:56

    Fernando this is not one of your better majic tricks, every time we take the cover off it still looks the same!

  3. dpanch_89 (@dpanch_89) said on 4th February 2012, 15:01

    ooohSH..! I somebody’s been dogging on it! look what they’ve done to the nose!

  4. fcofdz (@fcofdz) said on 4th February 2012, 15:09

    “What the….. DIBS ON THE OTHER ONE!!”

  5. JPedroCQF1 (@joao-pedro-cq) said on 4th February 2012, 15:16

    The philosophy of this year’s Ferrari is to provide the drivers with a dinner table, ironing board and a toilet, all in the platypus-stile nose.

  6. Cyclops_PL (@cyclops_pl) said on 4th February 2012, 15:17

    “I callled mine Ducky McQuack, how about you, Felipe?”

  7. matthewf1 (@) said on 4th February 2012, 15:17

    ‘Nope, the new car’s not under here’

  8. matthewf1 (@) said on 4th February 2012, 15:21

    ‘My dog has no nose’
    ‘How does he smell?’
    ‘Awful’

  9. JPedroCQF1 (@joao-pedro-cq) said on 4th February 2012, 15:22

    The platypus’ union has already announced that it will sue Scuderia Ferrari for damages to the prestigious image of the animal.

  10. JPedroCQF1 (@joao-pedro-cq) said on 4th February 2012, 15:24

    Alonso: “Wonder what Seb would call to this one…”

  11. cjpdk (@cjpdk) said on 4th February 2012, 15:35

    “Pay me my tenner Felipe – I told you a new nose can’t be attached while wearing a blindfold”

  12. Daniel Cross said on 4th February 2012, 15:45

    Felipe “20 pound!”, Fernando “i see it”, Felipe “I seen it first”, Fernando “Luca :'(:'(“

  13. Fixy (@fixy) said on 4th February 2012, 15:46

    “Felipe, I thought I’d told you not to sit on the nose of the car while they were modelling it!”

  14. Lotus49 (@lotus49) said on 4th February 2012, 15:47

    “Ah, yesss! This one is yours, Felipe, mine’s not quite ready yet”.

  15. Fixy (@fixy) said on 4th February 2012, 15:49

    Massa: “Maybe I should’ve left Ferrari last year, after all.”

  16. Lotus49 (@lotus49) said on 4th February 2012, 15:49

    No, no, no, Fernando please, you must take this one. After all you are the number one driver.

  17. FrankFH said on 4th February 2012, 15:49

    Felippe: “The new Jean Todt nose is brilliant!”
    Fernando: “now the FIA will always have our back, or should I say our nose?”

  18. Fixy (@fixy) said on 4th February 2012, 15:51

    “That Tombazis… I never liked the guy.”

  19. Fixy (@fixy) said on 4th February 2012, 15:52

    “Felipe, keep this cloth after we unveiled the car, it may be useful again.”

  20. Andrew81 (@andrew81) said on 4th February 2012, 15:57

    Come on Felipe, lets cover it up again. We’ve seen enough.

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