Caption Competition 27: Alonso and Fisichella

Caption CompetitionPosted on Author Keith Collantine

Fernando Alonso, Giancarlo Fisichella, Ferrari, 2013

Today’s Caption Competition is from Ferrari’s ice kart race yesterday.

Fernando Alonso, who won both the races, celebrated with former Ferrari F1 driver Giancarlo Fisichella.

It’s over to you to add the best caption you can think of. Make your suggestions in the comments below and a selection of the best will feature in tomorrow’s round-up.

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91 comments on “Caption Competition 27: Alonso and Fisichella”

  1. “Mrs Fisicella, Its a boy”

    1. *Fisichella, my bad

  2. Alonso: ‘I still own you like I did at Renault in 2005-06.’

  3. Carry on my sons forever
    Carry on when I am gone
    Carry on when the day is long
    Forever carry on…. \m/ -.- \m/

  4. The Stig's Australian Cousin
    19th January 2013, 10:45

    Fisi Baby, stay cool

  5. With same-sex marriage finally legalised, Fernando and Giancarlo could at last enjoy a romantic winter honeymoon together in Northern Italy.

    1. I bet there’ll be a lot of hemlet polishing…

  6. “With the arrival of new test diver Pedro de la Rosa, Giancarlo Fisichella is expected to be dropped by Ferrari.”

    1. literally “dropped” on ice possibly

  7. Chris (@tophercheese21)
    19th January 2013, 10:48

    Alonso: “Ugh, even in pre season I have to carry the team.”

    1. Game over. This wins.

    2. brilliant!

    3. nah, that just describes the reality :-)

    4. Phooey! I was going to write this. You win!

    5. this must win :-)

  8. Alonso”I found this grinning fool out on track. What shall we do with him?”
    Fisichella”Hey fernando pull my finger……oh no wait……………. too late”

  9. We couldn’t decide, who would wear the wedding gown so we just put on our daily clothes.

  10. After Fisichella crashed, Alonso stopped to pick him up.
    “Quick Fisico, come with me! We can still beat Badoer!”

  11. Alonso was keen to prove that there were no wires used in the levitation trick on Fisichella.

  12. Alonso: What a unique trophy!

  13. You spin me right round baby, right round.

  14. Fernando loses it when Giancarlo does his Sebastian Vettel impersonation.

  15. Alonso: Reminds me of when we were team mates. I carried you then too. There was snow way you were gonna beat me

  16. Alonso: “Felipe is right, look! I will support my teammates, I’ll even carry them over the line if I have to!”

  17. davidnotcoulthard
    19th January 2013, 11:36

    I can’t wait to go back to Toleman! Minardi can’t afford me a cap – but SCUDERIA FERRARI can’t even afford a ride home! Go figure!

  18. Adopt a retired driver: give a chance for a smile to those less lucky than you. Call 1-800-ADOPT-FISI

  19. Alonso definitely had a hand when Fisichella was dropped

    1. LOL best one :)

  20. Alonso finds the frozen body of Eddie Irvine

  21. Get out of the way! There’s a race here!

  22. Fernando was starting to tire of Giancarlo’s constant photo-bombing.

  23. This guy was number two in Renault.
    This guy was number one in Renault, I smile, but it’s never been funny.

  24. Alonso: I won…. I’m sure its you who have to carry me. For sure you are my team mate but ermmm this ain’t right.

  25. Fernando: Hey! Look what I just found in the bargain bin!

  26. Alonso doesn’t like Fisi doing a finger-boy impersonation

  27. Sir, is this yours?

  28. You remember when we used to win titles at Renault.. This Ferrari move not all that i thought i would be.. Still, I look good in red!

  29. No, no Fisichella, you are not no.1.

  30. Alonso : ” Ok Felipe….. Fisi is heavier than you…….please confirm you understand”

  31. “What does Marko mean by ‘too political’? Would a politician get drunk, pick up an Italian and wave him around in front of the cameras? No, I don’t see what Silvio Berlusconi has to do with this.”

  32. Clearly the Power Ranger’s Christmas Ball had got a little bit out of hand again ….

  33. “And I-eeeee-I will always love you-ooooh!”

    (Reference)

  34. This new PR chief is even more stupid than the last one…

  35. He aint heavy… He’s my test driver…

    1. “Boys town” quote! +1

  36. Or, alternatively…

    Alonso suddenly felt the need to drop a massive number two.

  37. Fernando: “At least I don’t have to wear a stupid wig this year”

  38. Papa Briatore must be happy knowing his boys, Alonso and Fisico still working together.

  39. Alonso insists Fisi is disqualified for refusing to take a gearbox penalty.

    Ferrari said he was removed because he insisted on wearing those girly shoes.

  40. Bob (@bobthevulcan)
    19th January 2013, 13:22

    Alonso: Look what I found out there!
    Massa (out of frame): They weren’t kidding when they said Fisi’s career was on ice.

  41. Congratulations you two. Were sending you to – Where – OF Course – Its the isle of Fernando!

    1. Hahaha love it!!!!

  42. Alonso: “Why do I always find myself carrying the team?”

  43. Possibly the best crop of captions ever in the history of these caption competitions!

  44. Alonso – carrying Ferrari team mates since 2010.

  45. Alonso & Fisichella pose for a moment before getting back to Ferrari’s pre-season wrestling tournament after the kart race.

  46. You can leave you helmet on!

  47. Alonso: Vijay, you can have your lead driver back. Hope you can announce your team now.

  48. vuelve kowalsky
    19th January 2013, 16:04

    i hope felipe is looking, because this is the only kind of help he is going to get from me next season.

  49. “Felipe, Giancarlo is lighter than you!”

  50. Fernando: “If you do leave a the space, this is what could happen.”

  51. And at the premier we could among others see Mr and Mrs Alonso.

  52. Look, my new boytoy!

  53. Hi ma, this is my new buddy, we’re gonna go and play with race cars!

  54. Alonso: “I need some extra weight on my car, the downforce is too poor. Fisico, you come with me!”

  55. After winning the kart races, Alonso definitely felt “The Fizz.”

  56. Fisichella: “But Fernando, this isn’t an endurance race! You have to compete on your own!”
    Alonso: “I don’t care, hurry up! We might be a little behind Massa, but I’m sure Stefano can arrange something…”

  57. “Another Santander trophy? Yikes, I’ll take Fisichella instead!”

  58. Everything’s better than latex

  59. #Shooow me the way to go hoooooome… I’m tiiired ‘n I wanna go to bed!…”

  60. We’re just going to step outside. We might be some time…

  61. Win an Ice race, get a free Fisichella!

  62. The race ? I do it… physically !

  63. Fernando: Mum, he followed me home. Can I keep him?

    Fernando’s Mum: I thought it was always Filipe who followed you home?

  64. Journalists initially refused to believe that the Ferrari effort was on thin ice this season.

  65. Fisi: Just like the Renault days I get equal number one status!!!
    Fernando: sure :) (showing the 2)

  66. Can we keep him Stefano? He doesn’t crash into me!

  67. See, Giancarlo, I’ve been carrying Massa all this time!

  68. Alonso: “Hey, I’m just doing an Italian job”

  69. Alonso: “I’m gonna take this one to the cleaners.”

  70. Alonso: “Ok, Fisi, it’s past your bed time”

  71. This year’s trophy for Ferrari’s Ice Kart Race was a unique one, the rare Italian Formula One driver, though this model appears to be a bit old.

  72. Fernando starts a new fitness regime, incorporating carrying around dead weights

  73. I told you we’d get in the photo contest!

  74. This is what happens when you get drunk fisi
    Wha?

  75. Hurry up and take the bloody photo,my backs killing me !.

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