Today’s Caption Competition is from Ferrari’s ice kart race yesterday.
Fernando Alonso, who won both the races, celebrated with former Ferrari F1 driver Giancarlo Fisichella.
It’s over to you to add the best caption you can think of. Make your suggestions in the comments below and a selection of the best will feature in tomorrow’s round-up.
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Image © Ferrari/Ercole Colombo
f199player (@f199player)
19th January 2013, 10:33
“Mrs Fisicella, Its a boy”
f199player (@f199player)
19th January 2013, 10:33
*Fisichella, my bad
Atticus (@atticus-2)
19th January 2013, 10:43
Alonso: ‘I still own you like I did at Renault in 2005-06.’
alexskev (@alexskev)
19th January 2013, 10:43
Carry on my sons forever
Carry on when I am gone
Carry on when the day is long
Forever carry on…. \m/ -.- \m/
The Stig's Australian Cousin
19th January 2013, 10:45
Fisi Baby, stay cool
Magnificent Geoffrey (@magnificent-geoffrey)
19th January 2013, 10:46
With same-sex marriage finally legalised, Fernando and Giancarlo could at last enjoy a romantic winter honeymoon together in Northern Italy.
joolsy (@joolsy)
19th January 2013, 10:50
nice
Nick.UK (@)
19th January 2013, 12:22
I bet there’ll be a lot of hemlet polishing…
BasCB (@bascb)
19th January 2013, 13:02
touché
AndrewT (@andrewt)
19th January 2013, 10:48
“With the arrival of new test diver Pedro de la Rosa, Giancarlo Fisichella is expected to be dropped by Ferrari.”
ak
19th January 2013, 12:22
literally “dropped” on ice possibly
Chris (@tophercheese21)
19th January 2013, 10:48
Alonso: “Ugh, even in pre season I have to carry the team.”
Magnificent Geoffrey (@magnificent-geoffrey)
19th January 2013, 10:56
Game over. This wins.
naz3012 (@naz3012)
19th January 2013, 11:08
brilliant!
BasCB (@bascb)
19th January 2013, 13:04
nah, that just describes the reality :-)
Russell Gould (@russellgould)
19th January 2013, 21:32
Phooey! I was going to write this. You win!
Renegade.Ego (@renegade-ego)
19th January 2013, 21:43
this must win :-)
joolsy (@joolsy)
19th January 2013, 10:49
Alonso”I found this grinning fool out on track. What shall we do with him?”
Fisichella”Hey fernando pull my finger……oh no wait……………. too late”
Girts (@girts)
19th January 2013, 10:51
We couldn’t decide, who would wear the wedding gown so we just put on our daily clothes.
Fixy (@)
19th January 2013, 10:55
After Fisichella crashed, Alonso stopped to pick him up.
“Quick Fisico, come with me! We can still beat Badoer!”
Rob Webber
19th January 2013, 10:59
Alonso was keen to prove that there were no wires used in the levitation trick on Fisichella.
HS (@hsvdt15)
19th January 2013, 11:03
Alonso: What a unique trophy!
plutoniumhunter (@plutoniumhunter)
19th January 2013, 11:05
You spin me right round baby, right round.
davros
19th January 2013, 11:09
Fernando loses it when Giancarlo does his Sebastian Vettel impersonation.
Dom (@3dom)
19th January 2013, 11:15
Alonso: Reminds me of when we were team mates. I carried you then too. There was snow way you were gonna beat me
Gaz
19th January 2013, 11:31
Alonso: “Felipe is right, look! I will support my teammates, I’ll even carry them over the line if I have to!”
davidnotcoulthard
19th January 2013, 11:36
I can’t wait to go back to Toleman! Minardi can’t afford me a cap – but SCUDERIA FERRARI can’t even afford a ride home! Go figure!
stefano (@alfa145)
19th January 2013, 12:04
Adopt a retired driver: give a chance for a smile to those less lucky than you. Call 1-800-ADOPT-FISI
mixwell (@mixwell)
19th January 2013, 12:06
Alonso definitely had a hand when Fisichella was dropped
ak
19th January 2013, 12:23
LOL best one :)
joolsy (@joolsy)
19th January 2013, 12:07
Alonso finds the frozen body of Eddie Irvine
Brace (@brace)
19th January 2013, 15:22
Winner! :)
stefano (@alfa145)
19th January 2013, 12:07
Get out of the way! There’s a race here!
Tyler (@tdog)
19th January 2013, 12:12
Fernando was starting to tire of Giancarlo’s constant photo-bombing.
infy (@infy)
19th January 2013, 12:23
+1
stefano (@alfa145)
19th January 2013, 12:17
This guy was number two in Renault.
This guy was number one in Renault, I smile, but it’s never been funny.
James Robertson (@mclarenboy0310)
19th January 2013, 12:20
Alonso: I won…. I’m sure its you who have to carry me. For sure you are my team mate but ermmm this ain’t right.
Nick.UK (@)
19th January 2013, 12:23
Fernando: Hey! Look what I just found in the bargain bin!
Sumedh
19th January 2013, 12:24
Alonso doesn’t like Fisi doing a finger-boy impersonation
WesselV1
19th January 2013, 12:26
Sir, is this yours?
Neil Strudwick (@nstrudwick)
19th January 2013, 12:49
You remember when we used to win titles at Renault.. This Ferrari move not all that i thought i would be.. Still, I look good in red!
Max Jacobson (@vettel1)
19th January 2013, 12:54
No, no Fisichella, you are not no.1.
frogster
19th January 2013, 12:55
Alonso : ” Ok Felipe….. Fisi is heavier than you…….please confirm you understand”
Pink Peril (@pink-peril)
22nd January 2013, 21:13
Gold!
Prisoner Monkeys (@prisoner-monkeys)
19th January 2013, 12:57
“What does Marko mean by ‘too political’? Would a politician get drunk, pick up an Italian and wave him around in front of the cameras? No, I don’t see what Silvio Berlusconi has to do with this.”
StephenH
19th January 2013, 13:05
Clearly the Power Ranger’s Christmas Ball had got a little bit out of hand again ….
Prisoner Monkeys (@prisoner-monkeys)
19th January 2013, 13:06
“And I-eeeee-I will always love you-ooooh!”
(Reference)
OmarR-Pepper (@)
19th January 2013, 13:06
This new PR chief is even more stupid than the last one…
Bendanarama (@bendana)
19th January 2013, 13:07
He aint heavy… He’s my test driver…
Mark Thomson (@melthom)
19th January 2013, 23:57
“Boys town” quote! +1
Bendanarama (@bendana)
19th January 2013, 13:09
Or, alternatively…
Alonso suddenly felt the need to drop a massive number two.
James Brickles (@brickles)
19th January 2013, 13:11
Fernando: “At least I don’t have to wear a stupid wig this year”
Aditya (@adityafakhri)
19th January 2013, 13:16
Papa Briatore must be happy knowing his boys, Alonso and Fisico still working together.
frogster
19th January 2013, 13:21
Alonso insists Fisi is disqualified for refusing to take a gearbox penalty.
Ferrari said he was removed because he insisted on wearing those girly shoes.
Bob (@bobthevulcan)
19th January 2013, 13:22
Alonso: Look what I found out there!
Massa (out of frame): They weren’t kidding when they said Fisi’s career was on ice.
TommyC (@tommyc2004)
19th January 2013, 13:42
Congratulations you two. Were sending you to – Where – OF Course – Its the isle of Fernando!
James Robertson (@mclarenboy0310)
19th January 2013, 22:06
Hahaha love it!!!!
milmot (@milmot)
19th January 2013, 13:49
Alonso: “Why do I always find myself carrying the team?”
MJ4
19th January 2013, 14:00
Possibly the best crop of captions ever in the history of these caption competitions!
nackavich (@nackavich)
19th January 2013, 14:33
Alonso – carrying Ferrari team mates since 2010.
Suvan Naidu (@serv)
19th January 2013, 15:04
Alonso & Fisichella pose for a moment before getting back to Ferrari’s pre-season wrestling tournament after the kart race.
Chooka
19th January 2013, 15:10
You can leave you helmet on!
MahavirShah (@mahavirshah)
19th January 2013, 15:30
Alonso: Vijay, you can have your lead driver back. Hope you can announce your team now.
vuelve kowalsky
19th January 2013, 16:04
i hope felipe is looking, because this is the only kind of help he is going to get from me next season.
Pink Stig
19th January 2013, 16:16
“Felipe, Giancarlo is lighter than you!”
Nick (@npf1)
19th January 2013, 16:36
Fernando: “If you do leave a the space, this is what could happen.”
Mark Thomson (@melthom)
19th January 2013, 18:16
And at the premier we could among others see Mr and Mrs Alonso.
Mark Thomson (@melthom)
19th January 2013, 18:17
Look, my new boytoy!
Mark Thomson (@melthom)
19th January 2013, 18:18
Hi ma, this is my new buddy, we’re gonna go and play with race cars!
Fixy (@)
19th January 2013, 18:26
Alonso: “I need some extra weight on my car, the downforce is too poor. Fisico, you come with me!”
Bendanarama (@bendana)
19th January 2013, 18:26
After winning the kart races, Alonso definitely felt “The Fizz.”
Fixy (@)
19th January 2013, 18:28
Fisichella: “But Fernando, this isn’t an endurance race! You have to compete on your own!”
Alonso: “I don’t care, hurry up! We might be a little behind Massa, but I’m sure Stefano can arrange something…”
Fixy (@)
19th January 2013, 18:30
“Another Santander trophy? Yikes, I’ll take Fisichella instead!”
verstappen (@verstappen)
19th January 2013, 18:35
Everything’s better than latex
cjpdk (@cjpdk)
19th January 2013, 19:22
#Shooow me the way to go hoooooome… I’m tiiired ‘n I wanna go to bed!…”
Alex Brown (@splittimes)
19th January 2013, 19:33
We’re just going to step outside. We might be some time…
Gyllias (@gyllias)
19th January 2013, 19:50
Win an Ice race, get a free Fisichella!
Goriot
19th January 2013, 20:44
The race ? I do it… physically !
Thecollaroyboys (@thecollaroyboys)
19th January 2013, 20:58
Fernando: Mum, he followed me home. Can I keep him?
Fernando’s Mum: I thought it was always Filipe who followed you home?
Lin1876 (@lin1876)
19th January 2013, 22:01
Journalists initially refused to believe that the Ferrari effort was on thin ice this season.
SoLiDG (@solidg)
19th January 2013, 22:46
Fisi: Just like the Renault days I get equal number one status!!!
Fernando: sure :) (showing the 2)
Max Jacobson (@vettel1)
19th January 2013, 23:01
Can we keep him Stefano? He doesn’t crash into me!
AndrewTanner (@andrewtanner)
19th January 2013, 23:40
See, Giancarlo, I’ve been carrying Massa all this time!
Mark Thomson (@melthom)
20th January 2013, 0:04
Alonso: “Hey, I’m just doing an Italian job”
Mark Thomson (@melthom)
20th January 2013, 0:05
Alonso: “I’m gonna take this one to the cleaners.”
Mark Thomson (@melthom)
20th January 2013, 0:09
Alonso: “Ok, Fisi, it’s past your bed time”
Jason (@jmwalley)
20th January 2013, 2:04
This year’s trophy for Ferrari’s Ice Kart Race was a unique one, the rare Italian Formula One driver, though this model appears to be a bit old.
Pink Peril (@pink-peril)
22nd January 2013, 21:39
Fernando starts a new fitness regime, incorporating carrying around dead weights
macro
27th January 2013, 6:33
I told you we’d get in the photo contest!
addywiz
27th January 2013, 13:26
This is what happens when you get drunk fisi
Wha?
Still camileon (@stillcamileon)
23rd February 2013, 12:38
Hurry up and take the bloody photo,my backs killing me !.