Kimi Raikkonen, Sebastian Vettel, Hungaroring, 2013

Caption Competition 34: Raikkonen and Vettel

Caption CompetitionPosted on | Author Keith Collantine

Kimi Raikkonen, Sebastian Vettel, Hungaroring, 2013

Kimi Raikkonen and Sebastian Vettel: Is this Red Bull’s driver line-up for 2014?

Fernando Alonso was rumoured to be talking to the team during the Hungarian Grand Prix weekend. But when asked about who he’d like to partner him at the team next year Vettel said: “I’d prefer Kimi”.

Can you think of a good caption for the picture above? Submit your funniest suggestion in the comments and a selection of the best will appear in tomorrow’s round-up.

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91 comments on “Caption Competition 34: Raikkonen and Vettel”

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  1. Kimi is straightforward (like Seb said) and says:
    Seb, I don’t want to come to Red Bull. I just don’t like Red Bull. Take Fernando.

    1. Another:
      Maldonado (background): I will get the Red Bull seat. I’m ready to shoot.

  2. I know we’re friends and everything… but do we really need to have the same haircut and glasses ?

    1. Chris (@tophercheese21)
      3rd August 2013, 10:45


  3. Kimi: “Helmut who?”

  4. Kimi: “I don`t take orders from Austrians.”

  5. Raikkonen: “Newey? Pfft, I can beat him in a vodka skulling contest any day of the week”

  6. So Sebastian. Shall we both sign up and do the remake of The Blues Brothers?

  7. As they turn to each other, they both realise how good their reflections look in each other’s glasses..

  8. Seb : “Once you’ll learn the difference between multi 21 and multi 22, you’ll get an icecream!”

    1. I think you got that one wrong … should be multi 21 and multi 12 :)

  9. Kimi: so next year how about you name your car ‘Kimi’s b****’
    Seb: …

    1. Though a little dirty, it does suits the picture perfectly!

    2. ….and we have a winner! LOL

  10. German, Portuguese, French, Italian, English.. any beer you can find and all in one place, Seb.
    See you after the Kimi.

  11. ‘Thanks for bullying Mark out of the team by that Multi 21 action Seb, I thought I’d never get to race that Red Bull!’

  12. Traverse (@)
    3rd August 2013, 11:07

    John Woo finds the perfect candidates for the sequel to Face/Off

  13. “I’d prefer Mark.”

  14. Seb: “Tell Christian that you won’t do any PR work and you want free ice cream…”
    Kimi: “Just leave me alone, I know what I’m doing!”

  15. The look of shock on Vettel’s face as he is notified by Räikkönen that he’s sent along Grosjean to partner him instead.

  16. Traverse (@)
    3rd August 2013, 11:36

    Raikkonen and Vettel finally escape from @omarr-pepper‘s profile pic!

    1. Epic! Clever piece of inside joke.

    2. WOW! Nice one (They escaped just because the avatar is unable to be changed or restored these days)

  17. Chiz (@a-flying-toilet)
    3rd August 2013, 11:44

    Vettel: “don’t come to red bull, I’m scared you’ll beat me!”

  18. Hey Seb, I just asked your girlfriend for a multi 21 then some ice-cream…

  19. Kimi: What was Multi 2-1 again?

    Seb: Forget it. It’s Multi 1-2…..

  20. “Can you see anything through these sunglasses?”
    “No, I can’t either.”

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