What’s being said between this trio of 2013 race-winners?
It’s up to you to decide in our latest Caption Competition.
Post your funniest suggestion for a caption below and a pick of the best will appear in a future round-up.
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MilleniumBug (@milleniumbug)
7th December 2013, 10:40
Kimi:”I’m thinking about sitting out for Austin and Interlagos. What do you guys think?”
Lewis:”Come on man, don’t do this. I ain’t going for the FIA awards.”
Sebastian:”It’s not that bad. The chicken were good last year.”
GongTong (@gongtong)
7th December 2013, 20:39
Not bad at all
Aish Heydrich (@aish)
8th December 2013, 16:22
Sorry for replying here… but can somebody please tell me the model name of the Sennheiser Headphone Sebastian is using? It certainly doesn’t look like the expensive Momentum ones…
Josh Mertz (@2chance1)
9th December 2013, 20:52
The worst part is, Seb’s facial expression fits this caption perfectly…and I’m a Seb fan! +1
MahavirShah (@mahavirshah)
7th December 2013, 10:47
Lewis : “Look, guys I had nothing to do with Alonso’s new found love for Samurai quotes. One season at Mclaren does not do that to you!!!”
Matt Parkinson
7th December 2013, 10:49
“Just ignore him Kimi, he’ll go away in a minute…”
Jono (@me262)
8th December 2013, 1:13
yes +!
Sensord4notbeingafanboi (@peartree)
8th December 2013, 2:40
I like it. Very good. Seb seems to stick to Raikkonen more often than not, success doesn’t sparkle friendships especially after Raikkonen chose Ferrari over Red Bull.
Chris (@tophercheese21)
7th December 2013, 10:49
Lewis Hamilton and Kimi Raikkonen chat with a young fan.
Dan_the_McLaren_fan (@dan_the_mclaren_fan)
7th December 2013, 13:03
Hahaha!
That one made me laugh, I don’t know why!
Julian (@julianwins)
7th December 2013, 15:40
+1
Bobby (@f1bobby)
7th December 2013, 20:49
+2 :)
BrawnGP (@brawngp)
7th December 2013, 21:40
The only one that made me laugh- winner
Chris (@tophercheese21)
7th December 2013, 23:29
Haha it’s my little take on that picture of Lauda and Beckham. ;)
Dom Dum (@visof)
7th December 2013, 23:38
+1. That’s funny
bull mello (@bullmello)
8th December 2013, 0:34
That’s a goodie!
MagillaGorilla (@magillagorilla)
8th December 2013, 3:25
Best one yet
hzh (@hzh00)
7th December 2013, 10:51
LH: Can’t he drink anything other than REDBULL energy drink in public?
KR: I don’t care. Just leave me alone. I don’t want to be here.
Simon Cocks
7th December 2013, 10:55
Kimi asks Vettel and Hamilton, “so, do you guys know what LOTUS stands for?” Seb looks at Lewis as if to say, “we know where this is going.” Lewis shrugs his shoulders, smirks and says, ” go on then Kimi, what does LOTUS stand for?”
“Lots Of Trouble, Unpaid Season!”
Roger Madsen
5th January 2014, 0:15
+1
Osvaldas31 (@osvaldas31)
7th December 2013, 10:57
Lewis: ‘Kimi, how’s your salary, did they pay it to you?’
Kimi: ‘Yeah, it’s ok, Pastor promised to pay me at the end of the year.’
Julien (@jlracing)
7th December 2013, 10:57
Kimi: that stupid red bull is killing our championship hopes. Can’t we put something is Vettel’s drink tonight?
Lewis: yea good idea. Seb will notice nothing.
Kimi: eerrrrr Seb is standing next to us..
Loup Garou (@loup-garou)
8th December 2013, 17:33
Yes, Seb will notice nothing. He’ll still win!
Aish Heydrich (@aish)
7th December 2013, 10:58
Kimi: So do you think you would be able to beat Seb if you take Mark’s place?
Lewis: Sure man, I don’t think Vettel is unbeatable. His car is.
Vettel: *smirks* You should post that on your twitter.
Naitik
7th December 2013, 10:59
Vettel: “Guys want some red bull to drink?”
Kimi: “No thanks, we don’t need those extra wings to race, do we Lewis? “
Hairs (@hairs)
7th December 2013, 11:00
“my dog is bigger than your dog”
Retired (@jeff1s)
7th December 2013, 11:03
Lewis to Kimi: ‘How much millions do you earn, dude?’ As Vettel is enviously hearing the response…
Keith Campbell (@keithedin)
7th December 2013, 12:50
Kimi’s reply: “Zero”
melkurion (@melkurion)
7th December 2013, 11:05
Vettel: can I please join your tattoo club??
hunocsi (@hunocsi)
7th December 2013, 11:09
“Guys, can I join your Sunglasses and Fullcaps Club?”
Steven Smith (@ragwort)
7th December 2013, 11:11
Lewis “I kept on drinking till 4am in the morning Man. I totally lost it. I ended up with some wicked tattoo’s”
Kimi “Well I kept on drinking till they ran out. But I know what I am doing”
Seb “I don’t drink”
Cue Kimi and Lewis laughing at poor little Seb.
Jeevan (@jee1kimi)
7th December 2013, 11:20
Lewis:”How do you guys get to swear on the podium??I never learnt it”
Seb:”Get a Red Bull..It gives you wings..”
Kimi:”Drink Coca-Cola Burn..You can know what you are doing”
Nick (@nick-uk)
7th December 2013, 17:17
This just doesn’t make any sense whatsoever…
Prarag Chopra (@prarag-chopra)
7th December 2013, 11:21
LH: How’s your back pain now?
KR: Cant you see I’m holding my hip?
Ivan (@wpinrui)
7th December 2013, 13:47
Nice! :D
Imre (@f1mre)
7th December 2013, 15:12
:D
Mitch (@mwyndo7)
7th December 2013, 11:26
“Stop playing ‘We Are The Champions’ through your headphones, we get it”
Shrieker (@shrieker)
7th December 2013, 16:05
nice one, +1 props to you sir :)
Noah (@lotus22)
7th December 2013, 16:21
nice one
McKenzie (@mckenzie)
7th December 2013, 11:33
Act casual but switch the conversation Kimi…looks like Seb’s carrying a wire…
Max Jacobson (@vettel1)
7th December 2013, 12:55
His headphones are wireless ;)
Milos
7th December 2013, 11:34
Kimi – Lewis you are hiding your boldness.
Lewis – at least I don’t drive anti dandruff car
Kimi – Well, both is better than dying your hair like
Joshua Mesh (@joshua-mesh)
7th December 2013, 11:35
Lewis: Okay Kimi, this is why we brought you back into F1. Our deal is still on. You distract Alonso next year while I win the WDC..
Kimi: Yes yes, I know what I’m doing.
Lewis: Seb, remember due… we had an agreement and you’ve had your turn.
VET: Alright. I am just worried about Riccardo. If the car is too quick and you cannot beat him, then someone will need to ;)
Lewis: Well then we will just have to pull another Turkey on him like we’ve done to your previous team mate.
VET: *Grins*
Joshua Mesh (@joshua-mesh)
7th December 2013, 11:36
due = dude
Mads (@mads)
7th December 2013, 11:39
Lewis: man, i swear, I didn’t copy your cap!
alexf1man (@alexf1man)
7th December 2013, 11:42
Lewis: “Why can’t we win more than once? What kind of *** joke is this?”
Kimi: “I dunno”
Seb: “Because my finger is determined to stop you winning again”
stefano (@alfa145)
7th December 2013, 11:49
Didn’t expect this to be a ThreeToTango!
Veldaar (@veldaarf1)
7th December 2013, 11:54
Kimi:Guys I got the 4 movie tickets. Where’s Felipe?
Seb & Lewis: **** that means Fernando’s coming!
quinnuendo (@quinnuendo)
7th December 2013, 11:58
Kimi: Can you imagine – after paying me _not_ to drive for a year, now they want me back with Alonso.
Valentino (@valentino)
7th December 2013, 12:03
LH:”Did you hear “The Race of Champions” got canceled?
SV:”Too bad it could have been 10 in a row”
KR:”I don’t care”.
Veldaar (@veldaarf1)
7th December 2013, 12:08
+1 :)
Tifoso1989 (@tifoso1989)
7th December 2013, 12:06
Lewis “no flat hat,no big glasses, no freakin tattoo, and he’s winning everything,what’s wrong with this guy ?”
Kimi “It has something to do with the haircolor creme “
Ray
7th December 2013, 12:11
Kimi to both: I know what I’m doing, you don’t face your back to the cameras! *camera flashes*
Prof Kirk (@prof-kirk)
7th December 2013, 12:11
Kimi asks Lewis if he could ‘gift’ him some money to help pay for the final two races of the season.
ledzep4pm (@ledzep4pm)
7th December 2013, 12:16
Kimi: “So you guys get paid when you win races?”
Julian (@julianwins)
7th December 2013, 15:44
+1
smokinjoe (@smokinjoe)
7th December 2013, 21:08
good one mate
kringlebeast
7th December 2013, 12:34
Pretending to be friends shot ending in 3… 2… 1…
Strontium (@strontium)
7th December 2013, 12:36
Vettel: “Do you like my can of red bull?”
Kimi: “Nah, burn drink is better”
Hamilton: “Ah what the hell man, you didn’t get me any”
Atticus (@atticus-2)
7th December 2013, 12:43
Hamilton: We had plus 100 kg on our car so that you guys can win some this year.
Max Jacobson (@vettel1)
7th December 2013, 12:54
Photographer in green shirt in the right background: “mmmm, this is a very good gob stopper”
Timothy Katz (@timothykatz)
7th December 2013, 12:57
LH: You realise Kimi, that this is the closest we’ve been to him all season?
Noah (@lotus22)
7th December 2013, 16:25
nice one :)
Hamilfan (@hamilfan)
7th December 2013, 18:06
Winner :D
Dan_the_McLaren_fan (@dan_the_mclaren_fan)
7th December 2013, 12:59
Lewis : You’ll see, it will be fun to start from the back, you’ll fight with Marussias, Caterhams, Williamses!”
Sebastian : “Beware of Daniel, he will be difficult to pass!”
Kimi : “**** that! I’m off on holidays!”
Dan_the_McLaren_fan (@dan_the_mclaren_fan)
7th December 2013, 13:10
Another one :
Lewis : “Man, was it better for you when you left McLaren for Ferrari?”
Kimi :”Well…”
Sebastian : “Hey guys, can I join in? I’m interested in your conversation!”
Jason Norwood
7th December 2013, 13:16
Kimi- I should be getting paid at the end of the month so do you guys fancy coming round to mine for a lads night in?
woogle
7th December 2013, 13:33
not an entry but is that Valantino rossi moonlighting as a jurno in the background?
Milos Zivkovic (@iamaflyingfinn)
7th December 2013, 13:42
Product Placement
Simon (@s162000)
7th December 2013, 13:46
Kimi: “I still haven’t been paid guys, can anyone lend me some money for an ice cream?”
Fsoud (@udm7)
7th December 2013, 14:52
Made me laugh :)
icemangrins (@icemangrins)
7th December 2013, 14:09
… meanwhile, in Monaco Lewis shared a pub joke and Kimi showed no reaction #@$%! leaving photographers disappointed .. yet again
icemangrins (@icemangrins)
7th December 2013, 14:12
I don’t know why I have 3 stars on my polo
bertie (@bertie)
7th December 2013, 14:14
Lewis: “This hat completes me…”
Sumedh
7th December 2013, 14:17
Lewis and Kimi discuss about how it is better to have tattoos on your arm than have three extra world championships.
Loup Garou (@loup-garou)
8th December 2013, 17:39
Pretty soon neither will have any arm space left.
Chris (@mayhem74)
7th December 2013, 14:22
Kimi: We plays this game back home. You has to keep the eyes contact. You know, the first one to get the tentpole has to go do somethings embarrassing, like give the press interview to Will Buxton and only talks about his molest-stache.
Jeanrien (@jeanrien)
7th December 2013, 14:27
Don’t reveal anything about our arm tatoo, someone listen to us
David-A (@david-a)
7th December 2013, 14:29
Lewis: “Yo Seb, your flies are undone”
Seb: “Let me quote “Yeah, yeah, yeah, I know what i’m doing”.”
Kimi: “No you don’t mate”
toiago (@toiago)
7th December 2013, 14:31
Kimi: “Lewis, why did you start using a cap like mine?”
Seb looks at Lewis while he struggles for an answer.
OmarR-Pepper (@)
7th December 2013, 14:42
“Kimi, welcome to the “We annoy Fernando” Club.
Fsoud (@udm7)
7th December 2013, 14:51
Kimi: Perez is behind me isn’t he?
bull mello (@bullmello)
7th December 2013, 21:18
Good one!
David not Coulthard (@)
7th December 2013, 15:03
2nd edit:
Lewis: Why did you skip Austin and Interlagos, mate?
Kimi: Didn’t I tell you before Melbourne, when both of us put on tatoos because you said they would win us the championship, that if neither of us are champions at the end of the year I was going to just skip the final 2 races? You’re lucky I managed to find a way to put the blame in Enstone instead of your door!
Mohamed Ali
7th December 2013, 18:11
Kimi doesnt talk so much!
Julien (@jlracing)
7th December 2013, 15:17
Lewis: Shall we tell it to him Kimi?
Kimi: Alright let’s do it. Seb your hair looks terrible !!
Gill (@gill)
7th December 2013, 15:20
Kimi ,who is Seb fantasizing about ? you or me ?
Falk (@xohs)
7th December 2013, 15:23
Lewis: “How can you be friend with this guy seriously?”
Kimi: “Erhhhh…i dont care”
Seb: “Guys?”
magon4 (@magon4)
7th December 2013, 15:27
Kimi: “Would you go back to McLaren?”
Lewis: “Maybe, but I left them…”
magon4 (@magon4)
7th December 2013, 15:30
The amount of tattoos is inversely proportional to the frustrations in an F1 career.
Nick (@npf1)
7th December 2013, 15:40
The league of extraordinarily interested and caring Gentlemen.
OmarR-Pepper (@)
7th December 2013, 16:54
winner!
robbiepblake (@driftin)
7th December 2013, 16:01
“Look at these two. They think tattoos are trophies.”
Noah (@lotus22)
7th December 2013, 16:06
KR: “So then Alan told me to let Grosjean through, and I was like **** that”
SV: “Well done Paduan”
Suvan Naidu (@serv)
7th December 2013, 16:14
Raikkonen: (whispering) “So listen kids, you wanna buy some vodka? Right here. Won’t tell anyone”
Ian Murtagh
7th December 2013, 16:37
KR: Have you got a euro for the ice cream fridge
Tomsk (@tomsk)
7th December 2013, 16:40
“What are the best earphones to get?” asks Kimi. “The team’s got some, but Davide’s always using them.”
Noah (@lotus22)
8th December 2013, 1:08
good one :)
obviously
7th December 2013, 16:45
Just avoid the eye contact and he won’t raise a finger if he thinks no one is looking.
Prisoner Monkeys (@prisoner-monkeys)
7th December 2013, 16:59
“Heikki, did anyone ever tell you that you look exactly like Kimi Raikkonen?”
Jack (@jackisthestig)
7th December 2013, 16:59
Lewis wasn’t very impressed when he overheared Kimi and Seb discussing “how irritating is that woman on Xfactor!”.
Hamilfan (@hamilfan)
7th December 2013, 18:12
Lewis : Did we win a race this season man ? I can’t remember when
Kimi : (inaudible mumbling)
Seb: Flashes his cheeky Smile
Josie Maunders (@jbmaunders)
7th December 2013, 18:15
‘So, Lewis, those ‘energy drink party teams’ don’t look so bad now do they…’
TP (@mrtea)
7th December 2013, 18:25
”Oh look Seb, it’s the new exhibit at Madame Tussauds”
”I think you’ll find that’s the real Kimi”
Majix
7th December 2013, 18:44
Hamilton to Kimi: Is that a can of Red Bull in Sebs hands or is he just happy to see me!
svarun (@svarun)
7th December 2013, 19:00
Lewis: ” Seb’s finger got stuck in the bottle..should we help him?
Kimi: “i don’t know,,,err..whatever…i am leaving…..”
Lewis:” Forget it…we will be saved from the dreaded finger this week!!!!”
David not Coulthard (@)
8th December 2013, 5:51
@svarun ..we’ll instead see the bottle being shown!
LATG (@lotus-grosjean)
7th December 2013, 19:03
I have talked to Seb and he will help you overtake me in the Championship Standings so I don’t need to go to the Awards Ceremony.
Suvan Naidu (@serv)
7th December 2013, 19:08
Kimi: “We are going to destroy you and Fernando at table tennis after the F1 gala.
Seb: “Just saying”
HK (@me4me)
7th December 2013, 19:15
3 stars on the shirt, but 6 stars in the picture!
Klaas (@klaas)
7th December 2013, 19:36
Kimi: Please guys, only 50 euro. I’ll pay you back in Austin. Promise.
NinjaBadger (@ninjabadger)
7th December 2013, 19:39
Lewis tries to console a confused Kimi at the start to the 2014 season. “Don’t worry, I drove into my old team’s pitbox… but this is probably taking it a bit further”
Craig Woollard (@craig-o)
7th December 2013, 20:21
Lewis: So, do you want to hear something funny?
Kimi: …
Seb: Yeah, go on…
Lewis: The MP4-28.
verstappen (@verstappen)
7th December 2013, 20:54
– promised dad money. Never gave it.
– got promised money by Lotus. Never got it.
– got 4 WDC, but the money is less than your promises added up.
Geoff (@gglun1)
7th December 2013, 21:02
Sebastian and Kimi confront Lewis for not tweeting about the ‘secret’ tire test…
bull mello (@bullmello)
7th December 2013, 21:14
Kimi: My back hurts.
Lewis: I’m trying hard to think of something real pithy for my next tweet.
Seb: My Red Bull has wings.
Greg999
7th December 2013, 21:33
Seb “Why are you guys wearing those silly flat billed hats, my 80’s headphones are so sweet” Kimi to Lewis “Who is this kid? I bet that is Redbull with out Yager in that bottle… what a looser”
JamieFranklinF1 (@jamiefranklinf1)
7th December 2013, 22:10
Lewis: “Seb, me and Kimi have been talking, and when we said that the three of us would each take a third of the year…”
Thecollaroyboys (@thecollaroyboys)
7th December 2013, 22:19
Kimi: Hey Lewis, did you get your paycheck this month?
Lewis: Yeah man, already spent it (snigger)
Kimi: how about you Seb, cheque arrived?
Seb: Yep
Kimi: Damn, they lost my cheque again. Gotta talk to Eric, HR are always screwing up my pay.
Wesley (@)
7th December 2013, 22:28
Lewis: Kimi,if you want I can teach you how to reeeally get under Alonso’s skin until he freaks out.
Seb: Vot are you guyz talking about?
Kimi: Irritating your team mate.
Seb: I can give you some pointerz on zat azz vell.
Goriot
7th December 2013, 23:16
So, Kimi, you really hate when two race weekends are “back to back” ?!
medicine_man (@vettel81)
7th December 2013, 23:37
Seb: Hey Lewis, you look devastated – late night talks with your engineers ?
Lewis: Yeah, Nicole broke up again .. Had to have some company.
Kimi: Don’t worry Lewis. Things will get fine. Ferrari dumped me and now we are back together again.
bull mello (@bullmello)
8th December 2013, 0:28
Lewis to Kimi: See, I told you he wouldn’t go away if we ignored him. He’ll just keep staring and playing with his Red Bull can until one of us says something to him.
d3v0 (@d3v0)
8th December 2013, 1:01
Kimi: “…come on.”
Lewis: “Listen Man, I am not going to let Roscoe ‘try some Vodka'”
Seb: “But what about…”
Lewis: “And DEFINITELY not a Vodka Redbull!”
David Bretz (@cynical)
8th December 2013, 1:07
Kimi: It must be karma. Ferrari pay me not to drive and now Lotus won’t pay me for driving.
Lewis: That sucks man.
Seb: Now Pastor is paying Lotus to let him drive.
Kimi: F1 is really screwed up.
Ivan (@wpinrui)
8th December 2013, 9:41
:D
JackySteeg (@jackysteeg)
8th December 2013, 1:11
“Fernando? What a pity, I must have forgotten to invite him…”
JackySteeg (@jackysteeg)
8th December 2013, 1:12
“Yeah, Kimi, only real men have tattoos.”
Macademianut (@macademianut)
8th December 2013, 1:48
Raikkonen: “You heard it right! I’ve turned my back on Lotus.”
Mark Thomson (@melthom)
8th December 2013, 2:05
Kimi: “Hey guys, I just got payed, want an icecream?”
BrawnGP (@brawngp)
8th December 2013, 8:56
+1
spoutnik (@spoutnik)
8th December 2013, 11:52
:)
AdamRHolt (@adamrholt)
8th December 2013, 2:37
Ere Kimi, these go-faster tattoos just aren’t working.. Vettels got the right idea!
Sensord4notbeingafanboi (@peartree)
8th December 2013, 3:04
SEB: “I’ve got a goatee” but “Hamilton has got a new cap…” **** I just made highlights and I have to get tats too.
Mark Thomson (@melthom)
8th December 2013, 3:32
Kimi: “You see Lewis, Seb had a bit of Deep Purple on his livery this year, cause he’s a real Highway Star, a Speed King.”
Lewis: “Yeah, and Smoke on the Tarmac, too.”
Mark Thomson (@melthom)
8th December 2013, 9:47
WARNING: only seasoned veterans that’s been around since the sixties, seventies may understand this one!
Dion (@infinitygc)
8th December 2013, 10:57
Or you were born later and just know something about 60’s and 70’s music…
Mark Thomson (@melthom)
8th December 2013, 11:07
Thank you Google
Aya (@ayatoybox)
8th December 2013, 5:19
They conspiring about what to do with Fernando Alonso next year :3
D Winn
8th December 2013, 5:24
Lewis: Hey Kimi, watch out, there’s a tattoo nude dude gonna spray you with Bull pee
Yappy
8th December 2013, 7:08
I was just telling Seb about girls.
spoutnik (@spoutnik)
8th December 2013, 11:51
:)
svarun (@svarun)
8th December 2013, 9:19
Lewis:”hey kimi face the camera’s,F1 fanatic’s user’s won’t get a good caption without your expressions. ”
Kimi:” I know .I know…I know what I am doing…you need not remind all the time.!!!”
Yappy
8th December 2013, 9:58
Webber is at the press conference for the six most charismatic F1 drivers.
Yappy
8th December 2013, 10:03
Yes I quoted the last winners caption mostly. 1 – it looked like a good follow up.
2 – in the unlikely chance it could win give the prize to a needy child.
Mark Thomson (@melthom)
8th December 2013, 10:11
+1
Mark Thomson (@melthom)
8th December 2013, 10:04
“Hey, ya think anyone can resist our charisma?”
Mark Thomson (@melthom)
8th December 2013, 10:09
The first meeting of the racing driver workers union (RDWU) took place in an informal way. Some of the demands on there agenda:
1. Getting payed now and then
2. Replacing Lollipop-men with Lollipop-girls
3. A decent car
Tom L. (@tom-l)
8th December 2013, 11:07
“So that’s why Kimi missed the last two races – he’s still trying to win his staring contest with that cardboard cut-out of Lewis Hamilton!”
Tomsk (@tomsk)
8th December 2013, 11:15
I’ve used this caption before, but hey:
Kimi: “Can you see anything through these sunglasses?”
Lewis: “No…can you?”
spoutnik (@spoutnik)
8th December 2013, 11:49
Ok Kimi, let’s face it: googles don’t make cars run faster
frogster
8th December 2013, 12:07
Lewis ” Whatever you do, don’t lend your ipad to my dad”
Joao (@johnmilk)
8th December 2013, 12:07
Hey Kimi, do you remember the last time we were so close to Vettel?
Joao (@johnmilk)
8th December 2013, 12:08
*this close to Vettel
sorry about that
Mark Thomson (@melthom)
8th December 2013, 12:54
LH: “Ya promised me back that fiver, Kimi”
KR: “I will pay, I promise, but I’m livin on soup now, still waiting for my salary. If I don’t get it I’ll just steal the car and sell it.”
kpcart
8th December 2013, 12:58
Hamilton saying: “Thanks Kimi for finishing 2 races early, otherwise I would be fifth in the championship”
Vettel thinking: “lol, squabble amongst yourselves for the minor placings!”
cjpdk (@cjpdk)
8th December 2013, 13:55
The first meeting of the “No Fernando’s Club”.
Hamilfan (@hamilfan)
8th December 2013, 17:32
Lewis: Man, these hash tags can be annoying when you don’t get them right .
Kimi: yaaa , My team is going crazy with them like #wehiredmaldonadoforfun .
Seb : What is a hash tag ?
Robbie
8th December 2013, 18:39
LH: Yeah Seb, we can hook you up with a tat man that almost always sterilizes his needles, right Kimi?
KR: Yeah!
SV: Ok great guys…and I think I will have him use Red Bull instead of ink!
zicasso (@zicasso)
8th December 2013, 18:44
LH: Man, I’ve heard you are…
KR: I am not worried about him but I am looking forward to some warrior quotes.
SV: Hehehehe
DB
8th December 2013, 19:06
Kimi: “New sunglasses, Lewis?”
Lewis: “Yeah, man! Nicole bought them. She says she’ll kill me if I ever lose them!”
Seb: “Lucky she doesn’t feel that way about the past four World Championships.”
Tim M (@tim-m)
8th December 2013, 19:54
Pictured: Lewis and Kimi fail to recognize Sebastian without his standard greeting: the wagging finger.
Sebbi7787
9th December 2013, 0:02
Lewis – “Have you looked at the data Kimi? By the look of it the Merc and Ferrari engine’s are going to destroy the Renault V6 Next year.”
Kimi – “Its a good job Im off to Ferrari then!”
Alex Brown (@splittimes)
9th December 2013, 14:11
Kimi: Is the photographer gone yet? I don’t want to end up a caption competition on F1 Fanatic.
McKenzie (@mckenzie)
10th December 2013, 9:09
Embarrassing innit Kimi? Four times world champion and he still can’t open the can…
BillC
10th December 2013, 17:18
Not a proper champ without ink on his forearms, amirite Kimi?
Pink Peril (@pink-peril)
15th December 2013, 8:44
SV: No seriously, don’t use that anti-dandruff shampoo. Look what it did to my hair.
LH: Mine was so bad after using it I have to wear this giant cap now to cover it.
KR: Leave me alone, I know what I’m doing.
Roger Madsen
5th January 2014, 1:31
Seb: I reckon I could beat you two’s in a GP3 car ..
Lewis: Kimi, keep it cool. Ice cool – Yeah; ice cream in your mouth – not his babyface
Kimi: He needs to cool down man! I’ve had enough of this IceMan nickname. I’m back in a hot red Ferrari, call me .. fireman!
Lewis: What about the wind tunnel? The weather forecast has been pretty bad last couple of seasons.
Kimi: I know what I’m doing! I’ve called Hakkinen and he is posting me a true Sauna – MADE IN FINLAND!
Seb: My aero-parts are mainly made in Asian sweatshops..
Lewis: I’m sure my Twitter friend Angela Merkel will get top-secret nazi blueprints from the archives the British and Americans never found during WW2, and that Mercedes will re-discover something similar to the V2-rocket to make the Silver Arrow fly by you.
Seb: One of our main sponsors are Infinity. INFINITY! I’ll have infinite points by the time I’ve had my seat fitted before Jerez.
Lewis: I just want real rubber back .. foot down! We don’t need rubber imitating bubblegum to have slower and faster cars. We’ve got drivers, KERS and DRS for that.
Kimi: Yeah, .. bubblegum is for kids .. More wheel to wheel action. *tilts head towards Sebastian*
Seb: Hahahaaha YES!! YES!! YES!! … What? I have chewed you up for four seasons and blowed bubbles with the Pirellis! Ich liebe Pirelli rubber!! My Red Bull will starve if it doesn’t get Pirellis!!
Lewis: It will. The English long bow aim The Silver Arrow and shoots only for bullseye 25’s.
Kimi: The prancing horse have got a proper jokey now. I’ll pick the apples whilst you two can look after and trade carrots, .. yes! Single digit points with Alonso’s little donkey!!
I do what I want, and I have a clause in my contracts that only outgoing radio messages comes from my car. The FireMan knows how to put together 70 hot laps and get a stop-go penalty on the penultimate lap so I can get an ice cream for the last lap to cool off whilst I breeze past you after u have unlapped yourselves.
Lewis: Can you please share your ice cream with the Red Bull. It’ll be very tired after running in circles with the donkey.
Seb laughs, but it’s not a genuine laugh. It’s like a little boys laugh when the grownups made a joke he didn’t understand and he is concerned what Alonso will be able to do driving an authentic sauna wind tunneled aero donkey in 2014 rather than the slimey red slug he’s been sliding around in for two seasons…
Apexor
16th January 2014, 21:19
Lewie and Kimi are discussing whether how the heck Seb does a perfect donut when he wins.
ForzaAlanRabbit (@jojobudgie)
15th February 2014, 22:15
Seb – What you chatting about guys?
Lewis – Don’t tell him Kimi
Kim – Errrr nothing.Hey, dude whats up with no tatoo?
Lewis – Yeah man, get a cap and a tatoo and drink a non-RedBull energy drink, then we’ll tell you.
Seb – OK, actually no, I have a podium to get on top of, but see you later!