Sergio Perez, 2016

Caption Competition 123: Perez’s plane

Caption CompetitionPosted on | Author Keith Collantine

Sergio Perez has been in the headlines this week after he and the Mexican Grand Prix organisers took a stand against American president Donald Trump.

And he’s not popped up in a Caption Competition for a while, so it’s time to put that right.

Can you come up with the best caption for this picture? Post your funniest suggestion in the comments below.

A selection of the best will feature in a future edition of the F1 Fanatic Round-up.

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113 comments on “Caption Competition 123: Perez’s plane”

  1. ‘Your gonna need a bigger wall’

    1. I’d have chosen yours if it weren’t for the “you’re” / “your” thingy.

      1. ExcitedAbout17
        12th February 2017, 8:05

        You’re gonna need a bigger wall!

        (Keith please attribute this one to @brawngp)

        1. Don’t worry , we got the point ;) @brawngp

    2. Pat Ruadh (@fullcoursecaution)
      11th February 2017, 14:53

      That’s going to be hard to topple

    3. Winner already xD

    4. ExcitedAbout17
      12th February 2017, 8:00

      great one.

  2. If only the prize money of the championship was shared equally among all teams Perez could also afford a proper red plane like Hamilton.

  3. Flying laps…
    You’re doing it wrong…

  4. Due to the pay gap between Lewis and Perez, Perez has to settle for something a little cheaper to get to races.

    1. Haha love it!

  5. OH GEEZ!!! IT’S THE REPOS. TIME TO FLY!!!!!

  6. The Blade Runner (@)
    11th February 2017, 12:03

    “Effects of radical 2017 rules change seen for the first time in new Force India.”

  7. Perez showing off the Mexicans’ latest purchase for their Air Force. Trump better be prepared.

    1. Air Force India to the rescue.

  8. Sergio prepares to smuggle his boss Vijay Mallya out of the country to evade latest attempt by the Indian courts to extradite him.

  9. “Finally I got a new and trendy sunglasses sponsor.”

  10. If Donald Trump won’t let me through the wall, I’ll just fly over it!

  11. Perez: Maybe if wear a stupid scarf nobody will notice I shave my legs…..

    1. Can anyone explain why he is wearing shorts?

  12. Perez: Redbull won’t give me wings and Ferrari won’t give me a red car….I’ll show them!

  13. Perez: there we go, trump will never find me now that I have my disguise!

  14. Existing rumours true, Perez has signed for Ferrari and is shown the radical new design for 2018.
    “When they told me they were going to concentrate on the wings of the car, this wasn’t what I had in mind.”

  15. Perez, who is strongly against going back to the 1950s, is apparently still a big fan of the 1920s.

  16. Checo prepares to smuggle Vijay over the border…

    1. Clever. If you’d said wall, even funnier

  17. Perez: “Errr, isn’t it Red Bull that’s supposed to give you wings…??”

  18. Worried about Force India’s future with the ongoing legal troubles of Vijay Mallya, Sergio explores his options with Pussy Galore’s Flying Circus.

  19. Sergio planning to make a flying entrance at Trump’s upcoming beauty contest.

  20. Checo waits for short round before he takes off for the perilous flight to the USA

  21. Rivals demand Perez undergo a stringent doping test after evidence emerges the Mexican got high during the offseason.

  22. You like my plane? You like it?

  23. The Blade Runner (@)
    11th February 2017, 13:06

    Interviewer: “So Checo, do you like planes?”

    Checo: “Bi and large, yes”

    1. Checo adds: just the way I like my women

  24. Don’t get too close it’ll suck your trousers right off – I had a close call earlier😀

  25. Checo isn’t planning on cancelling his trip to the US this year…

  26. FI opts for more upforce rather than downforce. This will save a fortune as only single tiny rear slicks will be needed.

  27. Pre-flight Checo

    1. Pat Ruadh (@fullcoursecaution)
      11th February 2017, 14:55

      Well played

  28. Perez decided he needed a different approach to prepare for the fly-away races in the season

  29. Sergio substitutes real pants for wheel pants.

  30. Trump: Somebody start that engine, quick.

  31. “How will you travel to the races this season, Checo?” “Bi plane…”

  32. Checo.. There’s a difference between f1 pilot and fighter pilot

  33. Sergio doubts if Force India’s new double diffuser wing design will pass the scrutineers assessment

  34. And the say Red Bull gives you wings

  35. #BuildRunwaysNotWalls

  36. how high can you build donald?

    1. Classic

  37. Perez: I couldn’t beat Lewis with the Mclaren MP4-28 but I’ll beat his Bombardier Challenger 605 with my classic 1935 WACO. 💪💪💪💪💪💪

  38. Pat Ruadh (@fullcoursecaution)
    11th February 2017, 14:51

    Do you like my plane? Do you like it?

    1. Pat Ruadh (@fullcoursecaution)
      11th February 2017, 14:57

      Just noticed @illustrious above. Sorry

  39. Perez launches new niche fashion line.

    For those times its cold enough for a scarf but warm enough for shorts….

  40. Perez puts on a scarf while also wearing shirts and has the nerve to call the great wall absurd.

  41. Perez was confused when he turned up at Red Bull HQ in Milton Keynes. He was under the impression wings gave you Red Bull.

  42. Perez built what he believes is the F1 car of the future. Some critics have claimed it will fail to pass scrutineering because the front wheels are shrouded and not open, but some fans say it will look really good if he fitted slicks to it.

  43. Perez announces that he will personally help people avoid due process & fly illegals over the wall once its built.

  44. Tom Cruise is set to star in his new movie Mission Impossible: the War of the Walls

  45. Let Trumppy play around in a psycho asylum…

  46. Now we can all get over that wall!!!

  47. Hopefully my next partner is not a Wacko!

  48. Perez shows drivers how to pose with their red planes without looking desperate.

  49. “Sunglasses would look cool, pity I got rid of my sponsors because nobody is allowed to joke about Mexico.”

  50. Are they sick bags in your shorts Checo? Or are you excited to be here?

  51. Embarrassment at the launch of the new Force India as it turns out an engineer mixed up the computer simulation package with Sid Meier’s Ace Patrol.

  52. This is how we plan to bypass customs control at the frontier between Mexico and the U.S.

  53. Rivals to lodge protests over Force India’s daredevil approach to new aero rules

    1. Said an anonymous source: ‘it’s a complete reversal of what keeps Formula 1 grounded’

  54. Let’s see…
    Jacket
    Scarf
    Sneakers
    Shorts
    Yep he’s trying to become a Canadian!

  55. #WingsForWalls

  56. El Barón Rojo al ataque! beware US Air Force

  57. VJ’s new international chauffer is great at keeping below radar cover…

  58. Force India unveils new livery and racesuit design as they aim to fly high in 2017.

    I’ll get my coat…

  59. Build planes, not walls.

  60. Sergio Perez unveils Vijay Mallya’s new no frills budget airline

  61. Dispelling the fake news circulating yesterday that Sergio Parez visited the Autodromo Hermanos Rodriguez in support of the “Bridges Not Walls” campaign, the Force India driver has tweeted a photo of himself showing that he’s not a bad hombre. He further stated that “my plane is not used to transport drugs or rapists. It’s true. It really is. Believe me!”

  62. These launch cars are getting ridiculous, it’s nothing like the one they’ll race at Melbourne.

  63. Because of a surplus Ferrari donates one of Vettel’s comPLANES.

  64. The red Baron Mr Trump will just fly over any of your walls!

  65. One step closer to get into Ferrari, next step is the little red wagon.

  66. Hey it’s Amelia Earhart.

  67. Formula one’s byproduct
    .

  68. Amelia…..eat your Earhart out.

  69. Air Force India..

  70. A map to Melbourne anyone?

  71. ♫I am Perezes, my name means horse♫

  72. Mexican Learjet…
    (irony is most Learjet components are made in Mexico)

  73. Nothing can stop me now!

  74. Red Bull didn’t accept me in the air races either

  75. Perez poses during the 2017 car unveiling. During the press conference, he denies the car is based on “a Red Bull design”

  76. Checo (sings): I’m a dandy flyboy and I’m OK!
    Monty Python Chorus: He’s a dandy flyboy and he’s OK!

  77. Now he can fly over the wall – and the immigrants can continue to flush money out of the states… but calm down I’m sure PER will give all of his money to the victims of gangwar and missing taxes in the states… ehh maybe he should sell his red toy then – its a lot of money…

  78. AMR (@aiera-music)
    12th February 2017, 6:48

    In an attempt to help Force India boss Vijal Mallya vanish without a trace, Serio Perez channels his inner Amelia Earhart.

  79. “Sorry Ted, only room for one. Just like last time…”

  80. Mallaya- Its one of my grounded airflight.
    Checo- Is this my 2017 pay???????

  81. Checko, unsure of the 2017 regulations explores the effects of ‘dirty air’ in Force Idias brand new dynamic chassis rig..

  82. “Amlilia Earhart Found At Last”

  83. “Air Perez” delivering over the wall…

  84. Sergio was delighted that his winning bid on Virgin Racing’s first CFD prototype in the liquidation auction was so low he did not need to take either wallet out of his shorts.

  85. Unfortunately, Force India used the 1917 aero rules …

    Sources close to the team attribute the gaffe to VJ’s lawyers who were distracted by extradition efforts.
    “They just got the numbers wrong. Its a pretty simple mistake.”

  86. Perez ready to try out the new Wing Halo safety feature.
    “It’s a bit wide, isn’t it?” he jokes.

  87. Trump won so I am taking my chicken legs and leaving.

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