Debate: Describe each driver in one word

19 November 2007 by Keith Collantine

F1 drivers, Melbourne, 2007 | Ferrari MediaI came across this little game on The Times F1 blog a few months ago and I thought it would be a great way of looking back on the season.

The rules are simple: you have to describe every F1 driver using just one word for each.

Mine are below - now you have a go…

Fernando Alonso - Baffling
Lewis Hamilton - Outrageous
Giancarlo Fisichella - Anonymous
Heikki Kovalainen - Improving
Felipe Massa - Guileless
Kimi Raikkonen - Vindicated
Jenson Button - Dogged
Rubens Barrichello - Indifferent
Nick Heidfeld - Consistent
Robert Kubica - Fortunate
Ralf Schumacher - Joyless
Jarno Trulli - Unconvincing
David Coulthard - Dependable
Mark Webber - Cursed
Nico Rosberg - Blossoming
Alexander Wurz - Intelligent
Kazuki Nakajima - Erratic
Vitantonio Liuzzi - Unfavoured
Scott Speed - Unremarkable
Sebastian Vettel - Promising
Adrian Sutil - Potential
Christijan Albers - Rejected
Markus Winkelhock - Inexperienced
Sakon Yamamoto - Placeholder
Takuma Sato - Inconsistent
Anthony Davidson - Luckless

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32 responses to Debate: Describe each driver in one word

  1. Fernando Alonso – Scapegoat
    Lewis Hamilton - Slimey
    Giancarlo Fisichella - Who
    Heikki Kovalainen - Improving
    Felipe Massa - Loyal
    Kimi Raikkonen - Deserved
    Jenson Button – alsoran
    Rubens Barrichello - Senior
    Nick Heidfeld - Safe
    Robert Kubica - Uncut
    Ralf Schumacher - Goodbye
    Jarno Trulli - Indiffrenet
    David Coulthard - Dependable
    Mark Webber - Excuses
    Nico Rosberg - Future
    Alexander Wurz - Tester
    Kazuki Nakajima - Erratic
    Vitantonio Liuzzi - Unlucky
    Scott Speed - Waste
    Sebastian Vettel - Promising
    Adrian Sutil - Potential
    Christijan Albers - Mistake
    Markus Winkelhock - Gone
    Sakon Yamamoto - Dangerous
    Takuma Sato - Last
    Anthony Davidson - Unappreciated

  2. Fernando Alonso - Childish
    Lewis Hamilton - Impatient
    Giancarlo Fisichella - Inconsistent
    Heikki Kovalainen - Promising
    Felipe Massa - Disappointing
    Kimi Raikkonen - Champion
    Jenson Button - Committed (perhaps!)
    Rubens Barrichello - Old
    Nick Heidfeld - Quick
    Robert Kubica - Brave
    Ralf Schumacher - Retired
    Jarno Trulli - Inconsistent
    David Coulthard - Racer
    Mark Webber - Qualifier
    Nico Rosberg - Pretty-boy
    Alexander Wurz - Tester
    Kazuki Nakajima - Wild
    Vitantonio Liuzzi - Fashionable
    Scott Speed - American
    Sebastian Vettel - Courageous
    Adrian Sutil - Promising
    Christijan Albers - Reject
    Markus Winkelhock - One-hit-wonder
    Sakon Yamamoto - Who?
    Takuma Sato - Lucky
    Anthony Davidson - Unloved

  3. Fernando Alonso - Spanish
    Lewis Hamilton - Party
    Giancarlo Fisichella - Bye
    Heikki Kovalainen - Future
    Felipe Massa - Two
    Kimi Raikkonen - Calm
    Jenson Button - Joke
    Rubens Barrichello - Thanks
    Nick Heidfeld - Possibly
    Robert Kubica - Underrated
    Ralf Schumacher - Nascar?
    Jarno Trulli - Qualifier2
    David Coulthard - Old-School
    Mark Webber - Qualifier1
    Nico Rosberg - Consistent?
    Alexander Wurz - Commentator
    Kazuki Nakajima - Katayama?
    Vitantonio Liuzzi - Ferrari-bound?
    Scott Speed - Slow
    Sebastian Vettel - Young
    Adrian Sutil - Fast
    Christijan Albers - Loser
    Markus Winkelhock - Saloon
    Sakon Yamamoto - Who?
    Takuma Sato - Lucky
    Anthony Davidson - Unloved

  4. This would’ve been easier had it been 2 words :|

    Fernando Alonso - Unhappy
    Lewis Hamilton - Insolent
    Giancarlo Fisichella - Ciao
    Heikki Kovalainen - Prospective
    Felipe Massa - Safe
    Kimi Raikkonen - Frivolous
    Jenson Button - Perseverence
    Rubens Barrichello - Lacklustre
    Nick Heidfeld - Quiet
    Robert Kubica - Brave
    Ralf Schumacher - Sayonara
    Jarno Trulli - Samey
    David Coulthard - Experienced
    Mark Webber - Confident
    Nico Rosberg - Succeeding
    Alexander Wurz - Tall
    Kazuki Nakajima - Whoops
    Vitantonio Liuzzi - Shame
    Scott Speed - Washout
    Sebastian Vettel - Promising
    Adrian Sutil - Underdog
    Christijan Albers - Uninspiring
    Markus Winkelhock - Oneracewonder
    Sakon Yamamoto - Money
    Takuma Sato - 8ball
    Anthony Davidson - Hapless

  5. I think you’re right actually - OK, let’s make it a word or a phrase…

  6. Fernando Alonso - Childish
    Lewis Hamilton - Childlike

    Giancarlo Fisichella - Descending
    Heikki Kovalainen - Ascending

    Felipe Massa - Driver
    Kimi Raikkonen - Racer

    Jenson Button - Sunrise
    Rubens Barrichello - Sunset

    Nick Heidfeld - Quick
    Robert Kubica - Quick-ish

    Ralf Schumacher - Missing
    Jarno Trulli - Fading

    David Coulthard - Reliable
    Mark Webber - Unreliable

    Nico Rosberg - Consistent
    Alexander Wurz - Technical
    Kazuki Nakajima - Questionable

    Vitantonio Liuzzi - Inconsistent
    Scott Speed - Vocal
    Sebastian Vettel - Teenybopper

    Adrian Sutil - Raw
    Christijan Albers - Waste
    Markus Winkelhock - Lucky
    Sakon Yamamoto - Blank

    Takuma Sato - Gutsy
    Anthony Davidson - Guttered

  7. Fernando Alonso - Praiseworthy
    Lewis Hamilton - Spiteful
    Giancarlo Fisichella - Baffling
    Heikki Kovalainen - Improving
    Felipe Massa - Dependable
    Kimi Raikkonen - Fun-loving
    Jenson Button - Vanished
    Rubens Barrichello - Over-the-hill
    Nick Heidfeld - Unspectacular
    Robert Kubica - Over-rated
    Ralf Schumacher - Unloved
    Jarno Trulli - Oversensitive
    David Coulthard - Comfortable
    Mark Webber - Quick
    Nico Rosberg - Immense
    Alexander Wurz - Technical
    Kazuki Nakajima - Questionable
    Vitantonio Liuzzi - Unfavoured
    Scott Speed - Useless
    Sebastian Vettel - Undeveloped
    Adrian Sutil - Not-quite-there-yet (yeah, I cheated :()
    Christijan Albers - Volatile
    Markus Winkelhock - Prodigal
    Sakon Yamamoto - Inoue-esque
    Takuma Sato - Wayward
    Anthony Davidson - Slow

  8. Gah, can’t believe someone put Kazuki as questionable before me - I hadn’t refreshed, so couldn’t see it :(

  9. And Wurz as well :D /o\

  10. Great game!

    Fernando Alonso - Winner
    Lewis Hamilton - Impatient
    Giancarlo Fisichella - Ageing
    Heikki Kovalainen - Promising
    Felipe Massa - Nepotism
    Kimi Raikkonen - Playboy
    Jenson Button - Plucky
    Rubens Barrichello - Slowing
    Nick Heidfeld - Quick
    Robert Kubica - Fortunate
    Ralf Schumacher - Rubbish
    Jarno Trulli - Train
    David Coulthard - Trusty
    Mark Webber - Unlucky
    Nico Rosberg - Potential
    Alexander Wurz - Rusty
    Kazuki Nakajima - Fore!
    Vitantonio Liuzzi - Overlooked
    Scott Speed - Misnomer
    Sebastian Vettel - Fast
    Adrian Sutil - Unknown
    Christijan Albers - Nice
    Markus Winkelhock - Leader
    Sakon Yamamoto - Loadsamoney?
    Takuma Sato - Inconsistent
    Anthony Davidson - Luckless

  11. Alonso - child
    Hamilton - young
    Kimi - business
    Massa - apprentice
    Webber - done

  12. Fernado Alonso - Quijote
    Lewis Hamilton - wonderboy

    Giancarlo Fisichella - gone
    Heikki Kovalainen - coming

    Felipe Massa - fast
    Kimi Raikkonen - deserving

    Jenson Button - trapped
    Rubens Barrichello - tired

    Nick Heidfeld - hard-working
    Robert Kubica - brightless

    Ralf Schumacher - rotten
    Jarno Trulli - forgotten

    David Coulthard - stable
    Mark Webber - unsuccessful

    Nico Rosberg - future
    Alex Wurz - past
    Kazuki Nakajima - sponsored

    Vitantonio Liuzzi - unlucky
    Scott Speed - who?
    Sebastian Vettel - maybe

    Adrian Sutil - fine
    Sakon Yamamoto - slow
    Christian Albers - vacant
    Markus Winkelhock - lucky

    Takuma Sato - Quick
    Antonhy Davidson - good

  13. Quijote? As in “Don Quixote”?

  14. Fernando Alonso – Wanted
    Lewis Hamilton - Nomadic
    Felipe Massa - Emotional

    Kimi Raikkonen - CHAMPION!

  15. Good game :-D

    Fernando Alonso – Machiavellian
    Lewis Hamilton - Impressive
    Giancarlo Fisichella - Disappointing
    Heikki Kovalainen - Arriving
    Felipe Massa - Temperemental
    Kimi Raikkonen - Patchy
    Jenson Button – Crying
    Rubens Barrichello - Ageing
    Nick Heidfeld - Quickening
    Robert Kubica - Crashmeister
    Ralf Schumacher - Rotten
    Jarno Trulli - Insipid
    David Coulthard - Grizzled
    Mark Webber - Luckless
    Nico Rosberg - Stellar
    Alexander Wurz - Canada
    Kazuki Nakajima - Brake!
    Vitantonio Liuzzi - Tolerant
    Scott Speed - Arrogant
    Sebastian Vettel - Potential
    Adrian Sutil - Improving
    Christijan Albers - Forgotten
    Markus Winkelhock - Debut-tastic (erm :-D)
    Sakon Yamamoto - Slow
    Takuma Sato - Stabilising
    Anthony Davidson - Qualifier

  16. Fernando Alonso - Whiner
    Lewis Hamilton - Nearly

    Giancarlo Fisichella - Bye
    Heikki Kovalainen - Hello

    Felipe Massa - TC
    Kimi Raikkonen - Quick

    Jenson Button - Pushover
    Rubens Barrichello - Experienced

    Nick Heidfeld - Quiet
    Robert Kubica - CRASH!!!

    Ralf Schumacher - Terrible
    Jarno Trulli - Qualifying

    David Coulthard - Funny
    Mark Webber - Unlucky

    Nico Rosberg - Rising
    Alexander Wurz - Tall
    Kazuki Nakajima - Kamakaze

    Vitantonio Liuzzi - Inconsistent
    Scott Speed - Gone
    Sebastian Vettel - Underrated

    Adrian Sutil - Underdog
    Christijan Albers - Pointless
    Markus Winkelhock - Gambler
    Sakon Yamamoto - Why??

    Takuma Sato - Mental
    Anthony Davidson - Badoer

  17. This game - Tedious

  18. sorry tried but too many no where men - especially when got to Liuzzi - but good excercise though

  19. Keith: yes, it’s the spanish name for “Don Quixote”. I didn’t remember that the portuguese one (Dom Quixote) is almost the same as the english (Don Quixote).

  20. Fernando Alonso – Confusing
    Lewis Hamilton - Fearless
    Giancarlo Fisichella - Weak
    Heikki Kovalainen - Improving
    Felipe Massa - Nearly Man
    Kimi Raikkonen - Champ
    Jenson Button – Drepressed
    Rubens Barrichello - OAP
    Nick Heidfeld - German
    Robert Kubica - Indifferent
    Ralf Schumacher - Money-Grabber
    Jarno Trulli - Qualifier
    David Coulthard - Journey-Man
    Mark Webber - Over-rated
    Nico Rosberg - Gutsy
    Alexander Wurz - nice
    Kazuki Nakajima - Oh no!
    Vitantonio Liuzzi - Show-man
    Scott Speed - exposed
    Sebastian Vettel - Potential
    Adrian Sutil - average
    Christijan Albers - Indycar
    Markus Winkelhock - Brief
    Sakon Yamamoto - lost
    Takuma Sato - Matured
    Anthony Davidson - Johnny-Herbert

  21. Fernando Alonso – Winner
    Lewis Hamilton - Rookie

    Giancarlo Fisichella - Invisable
    Heikki Kovalainen - Improving

    Felipe Massa - Learner
    Kimi Raikkonen - Champion!

    Jenson Button – Sexy
    Rubens Barrichello - Loyal

    Nick Heidfeld - Yety
    Robert Kubica - Lucky

    Ralf Schumacher - Bye!
    Jarno Trulli - Quali

    David Coulthard - Steady
    Mark Webber - Cursed

    Nico Rosberg - Potential
    Alexander Wurz - Monaco

    Kazuki Nakajima - RUN!
    Vitantonio Liuzzi - Unseen
    Scott Speed - American :)

    Sebastian Vettel - Young
    Adrian Sutil - Spyker
    Christijan Albers - Who?
    Markus Winkelhock - Debut
    Sakon Yamamoto - Slow

    Takuma Sato - Tidious
    Anthony Davidson - Small

  22. Fernando Alonso – whiner
    Lewis Hamilton - spoiled
    Giancarlo Fisichella - invisible
    Heikki Kovalainen - promising
    Felipe Massa - teamplayer
    Kimi Raikkonen - kimi
    Jenson Button – stuck
    Rubens Barrichello - past-it
    Nick Heidfeld - quick
    Robert Kubica - brave
    Ralf Schumacher - bored
    Jarno Trulli - winemaker
    David Coulthard - evergreen
    Mark Webber - onelapwonder
    Nico Rosberg - great
    Alexander Wurz - easy
    Kazuki Nakajima - hitman
    Vitantonio Liuzzi - trendy
    Scott Speed - arrogant
    Sebastian Vettel - rainmaster
    Adrian Sutil - maybe
    Christijan Albers - Forgotten
    Markus Winkelhock - opportunist
    Sakon Yamamoto - nobody
    Takuma Sato - exciting
    Anthony Davidson - out

  23. Fernando Alonso - Rattled
    Lewis Hamilton - Spoilt
    Giancarlo Fisichella - A Watched Pot….
    Heikki Kovalainen - McLaren
    Felipe Massa - Brazilian
    Kimi Raikkonen - Fastest
    Jenson Button - Ralf Schumacher
    Rubens Barrichello - Nice
    Nick Heidfeld - Surprising
    Robert Kubica - Rubik’s Cube
    Ralf Schumacher - Cashed Out
    Jarno Trulli - Mid-Race-Nap
    David Coulthard - Worthy
    Mark Webber - Parallel Parker
    Nico Rosberg - Hands Off!!!
    Alexander Wurz - Tyres
    Kazuki Nakajima - Toyota
    Vitantonio Liuzzi - Ibiza
    Scott Speed - Got Wings
    Sebastian Vettel - Too Young
    Adrian Sutil - Unproven
    Christijan Albers - GP-Updater
    Markus Winkelhock - Oops!
    Sakon Yamamoto - Gone
    Takuma Sato - Improved
    Anthony Davidson - Hmmm….

  24. Fernando Alonso - Spiteful
    Lewis Hamilton - Wonderful
    Felipe Massa - Doomed
    Kimi Raikkonen - Moronic
    Giancarlo Fisichella - Out
    Heikki Kovalainen - In
    Jenson Button - Bless
    Rubens Barrichello -Bye
    Nick Heidfeld - Hello
    Robert Kubica -Good
    Ralf Schumacher - Bad
    Jarno Trulli - Ugly
    David Coulthard - Old
    Mark Webber - Useless
    Nico Rosberg - Whizkid
    Alexander Wurz - Numpty
    Kazuki Nakajima - Muppet
    Vitantonio Liuzzi - Dangermouse
    Scott Speed - Gone
    Sebastian Vettel - Unlucky
    Adrian Sutil - Disappointing
    Christijan Albers - Disappointing
    Markus Winkelhock - Unkown
    Sakon Yamamoto - Japanese
    Takuma Sato - Tired
    Anthony Davidson -Dangermouse2

  25. Why the harsh verdict on Raikkonen?

  26. Most of the partipants have had something positive to say about Kimi though :)

  27. Fernando Alonso - pressured
    Lewis Hamilton - flawed
    Giancarlo Fisichella - retired
    Heikki Kovalainen - future
    Felipe Massa - incomplete
    Kimi Raikkonen - maturing
    Jenson Button - bearded
    Rubens Barrichello - Lole
    Nick Heidfeld - underrated
    Robert Kubica - pilot
    Ralf Schumacher - ungrateful
    Jarno Trulli - DTM
    David Coulthard - uncompetitive
    Mark Webber - c’mon
    Nico Rosberg - achiever
    Alexander Wurz - tragic
    Kazuki Nakajima - destiny
    Vitantonio Liuzzi - sandals
    Scott Speed - ironic
    Sebastian Vettel - wait
    Adrian Sutil - fast
    Christijan Albers - interloper
    Markus Winkelhock - raw
    Sakon Yamamoto - human
    Takuma Sato - unlikely
    Anthony Davidson - sigh

  28. Fernando Alonso - Under-appreciated
    Lewis Hamilton - Over-advantaged
    Giancarlo Fisichella - Ordinary
    Heikki Kovalainen - Quick
    Felipe Massa - Superquick
    Kimi Raikkonen - Fastest
    Jenson Button - Headstrong
    Rubens Barrichello - Underachiever
    Nick Heidfeld - Boring
    Robert Kubica - Interesting
    Ralf Schumacher - Useless
    Jarno Trulli - Dissapointment
    David Coulthard - Solid
    Mark Webber - Overrated
    Nico Rosberg - Unreliable
    Alexander Wurz - Workmanlike
    Kazuki Nakajima - Huh!
    Vitantonio Liuzzi - Trier
    Scott Speed - Junk
    Sebastian Vettel - Speedy

  29. c’mon, give Webber a break, hes so underrated

    get him a good car, a reliable car and he’ll show u the rest

  30. Fernando Alonso -
    Lewis Hamilton - future
    Giancarlo Fisichella - out
    Heikki Kovalainen - fast
    Felipe Massa - on/off
    Kimi Raikkonen - champ
    Jenson Button - unlucky
    Rubens Barrichello - old
    Nick Heidfeld - ordinary
    Robert Kubica - overrated
    Ralf Schumacher - junk
    Jarno Trulli - qualifier
    David Coulthard - experienced
    Mark Webber - cursed!
    Nico Rosberg - future
    Alexander Wurz - retired
    Kazuki Nakajima - future????
    Vitantonio Liuzzi - step 1
    Scott Speed - american
    Sebastian Vettel - future

  31. 31 AmericanTifosi 25 November 2007 at 5:46 pm

    Fernando Alonso - Shaken
    Lewis Hamilton - Lucky
    Giancarlo Fisichella - Give Up
    Heikki Kovalainen - Promising
    Felipe Massa - Emotional
    Kimi Raikkonen - Deserving
    Jenson Button - Unlucky
    Rubens Barrichello - Honda…
    Nick Heidfeld - Steady
    Robert Kubica - Improving
    Ralf Schumacher - Gone!
    Jarno Trulli - Anonymous
    David Coulthard - Old
    Mark Webber - Underprivleged
    Nico Rosberg - Hopeful
    Alexander Wurz - Experienced
    Kazuki Nakajima - Watch out!
    Vitantonio Liuzzi - Overrated
    Scott Speed - Good Riddance
    Sebastian Vettel - Great future
    Adrian Sutil - Maybe
    Christijan Albers - Hilarious
    Markus Winkelhock - One hit wonder
    Sakon Yamamoto - Why?
    Takuma Sato - Sporadic
    Anthony Davidson - Invisible

    How about the teams?
    Ferrari - Invincible
    McLaren - Incredible
    BMW Sauber - Improving
    Renault - Hurting
    Williams - Waiting
    Toyota - Pointless
    Honda - Failure
    Red Bull - Unreliable
    Torro Rosso - Maybe next year
    Super Aguri - Suprising
    Spyker - Poor

  32. 32 Rajeev Moudgil 6 December 2007 at 7:20 pm

    Fernando Alonso - Shaken
    Lewis Hamilton - Proudy
    Giancarlo Fisichella - Shaken
    Heikki Kovalainen - Promising
    Felipe Massa - Adorable
    Kimi Raikkonen - Ice Cool
    Jenson Button - Untirring
    Rubens Barrichello - Unlucky
    Nick Heidfeld - Ordinary
    Robert Kubica - Promising
    Ralf Schumacher - Half Schumaker
    Jarno Trulli - Trymore
    David Coulthard - Old Bull
    Mark Webber - Nomarks
    Nico Rosberg - Wide eyes
    Alexander Wurz - No Idea
    Kazuki Nakajima - Back to Pavilion
    Vitantonio Liuzzi - Overrated
    Scott Speed - No idea
    Sebastian Vettel - No Idea
    Adrian Sutil - Promising
    Christijan Albers - No Idea
    Markus Winkelhock - No Idea
    Sakon Yamamoto - No Idea
    Takuma Sato - No Idea
    Anthony Davidson - No Idea

    How about the teams?

    Ferrari - Invincible
    McLaren - In troubles
    BMW Sauber - Improving
    Renault - In deep troubles
    Williams - Waiting
    Toyota - Potential
    Honda - Ross Brawn Magic
    Red Bull - Unreliable
    Torro Rosso - NO Idea
    Force India - Suprising

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