Debate: Describe each driver in one word
19th November 2007, 11:00 by Keith Collantine 32 Comments »
I came across this little game on The Times F1 blog a few months ago and I thought it would be a great way of looking back on the season.
The rules are simple: you have to describe every F1 driver using just one word for each.
Mine are below – now you have a go…
Fernando Alonso – Baffling
Lewis Hamilton – Outrageous
Giancarlo Fisichella – Anonymous
Heikki Kovalainen – Improving
Felipe Massa – Guileless
Kimi Raikkonen – Vindicated
Jenson Button – Dogged
Rubens Barrichello – Indifferent
Nick Heidfeld – Consistent
Robert Kubica – Fortunate
Ralf Schumacher – Joyless
Jarno Trulli – Unconvincing
David Coulthard – Dependable
Mark Webber – Cursed
Nico Rosberg – Blossoming
Alexander Wurz – Intelligent
Kazuki Nakajima – Erratic
Vitantonio Liuzzi – Unfavoured
Scott Speed – Unremarkable
Sebastian Vettel – Promising
Adrian Sutil – Potential
Christijan Albers – Rejected
Markus Winkelhock – Inexperienced
Sakon Yamamoto – Placeholder
Takuma Sato – Inconsistent
Anthony Davidson – Luckless
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Captain Caveman said on 19th November 2007, 12:11
Fernando Alonso – Scapegoat
Lewis Hamilton – Slimey
Giancarlo Fisichella – Who
Heikki Kovalainen – Improving
Felipe Massa – Loyal
Kimi Raikkonen – Deserved
Jenson Button – alsoran
Rubens Barrichello – Senior
Nick Heidfeld – Safe
Robert Kubica – Uncut
Ralf Schumacher – Goodbye
Jarno Trulli – Indiffrenet
David Coulthard – Dependable
Mark Webber – Excuses
Nico Rosberg – Future
Alexander Wurz – Tester
Kazuki Nakajima – Erratic
Vitantonio Liuzzi – Unlucky
Scott Speed – Waste
Sebastian Vettel – Promising
Adrian Sutil – Potential
Christijan Albers – Mistake
Markus Winkelhock – Gone
Sakon Yamamoto – Dangerous
Takuma Sato – Last
Anthony Davidson – Unappreciated
Craig said on 19th November 2007, 12:46
Fernando Alonso – Childish
Lewis Hamilton – Impatient
Giancarlo Fisichella – Inconsistent
Heikki Kovalainen – Promising
Felipe Massa – Disappointing
Kimi Raikkonen – Champion
Jenson Button – Committed (perhaps!)
Rubens Barrichello – Old
Nick Heidfeld – Quick
Robert Kubica – Brave
Ralf Schumacher – Retired
Jarno Trulli – Inconsistent
David Coulthard – Racer
Mark Webber – Qualifier
Nico Rosberg – Pretty-boy
Alexander Wurz – Tester
Kazuki Nakajima – Wild
Vitantonio Liuzzi – Fashionable
Scott Speed – American
Sebastian Vettel – Courageous
Adrian Sutil – Promising
Christijan Albers – Reject
Markus Winkelhock – One-hit-wonder
Sakon Yamamoto – Who?
Takuma Sato – Lucky
Anthony Davidson – Unloved
Michael K said on 19th November 2007, 13:01
Fernando Alonso – Spanish
Lewis Hamilton – Party
Giancarlo Fisichella – Bye
Heikki Kovalainen – Future
Felipe Massa – Two
Kimi Raikkonen – Calm
Jenson Button – Joke
Rubens Barrichello – Thanks
Nick Heidfeld – Possibly
Robert Kubica – Underrated
Ralf Schumacher – Nascar?
Jarno Trulli – Qualifier2
David Coulthard – Old-School
Mark Webber – Qualifier1
Nico Rosberg – Consistent?
Alexander Wurz – Commentator
Kazuki Nakajima – Katayama?
Vitantonio Liuzzi – Ferrari-bound?
Scott Speed – Slow
Sebastian Vettel – Young
Adrian Sutil – Fast
Christijan Albers – Loser
Markus Winkelhock – Saloon
Sakon Yamamoto – Who?
Takuma Sato – Lucky
Anthony Davidson – Unloved
Loki said on 19th November 2007, 13:26
This would’ve been easier had it been 2 words
Fernando Alonso – Unhappy
Lewis Hamilton – Insolent
Giancarlo Fisichella – Ciao
Heikki Kovalainen – Prospective
Felipe Massa – Safe
Kimi Raikkonen – Frivolous
Jenson Button – Perseverence
Rubens Barrichello – Lacklustre
Nick Heidfeld – Quiet
Robert Kubica – Brave
Ralf Schumacher – Sayonara
Jarno Trulli – Samey
David Coulthard – Experienced
Mark Webber – Confident
Nico Rosberg – Succeeding
Alexander Wurz – Tall
Kazuki Nakajima – Whoops
Vitantonio Liuzzi – Shame
Scott Speed – Washout
Sebastian Vettel – Promising
Adrian Sutil – Underdog
Christijan Albers – Uninspiring
Markus Winkelhock – Oneracewonder
Sakon Yamamoto – Money
Takuma Sato – 8ball
Anthony Davidson – Hapless
Keith Collantine said on 19th November 2007, 13:32
I think you’re right actually – OK, let’s make it a word or a phrase…
Journeyer said on 19th November 2007, 13:33
Fernando Alonso – Childish
Lewis Hamilton – Childlike
Giancarlo Fisichella – Descending
Heikki Kovalainen – Ascending
Felipe Massa – Driver
Kimi Raikkonen – Racer
Jenson Button – Sunrise
Rubens Barrichello – Sunset
Nick Heidfeld – Quick
Robert Kubica – Quick-ish
Ralf Schumacher – Missing
Jarno Trulli – Fading
David Coulthard – Reliable
Mark Webber – Unreliable
Nico Rosberg – Consistent
Alexander Wurz – Technical
Kazuki Nakajima – Questionable
Vitantonio Liuzzi – Inconsistent
Scott Speed – Vocal
Sebastian Vettel – Teenybopper
Adrian Sutil – Raw
Christijan Albers – Waste
Markus Winkelhock – Lucky
Sakon Yamamoto – Blank
Takuma Sato – Gutsy
Anthony Davidson – Guttered
Rohan said on 19th November 2007, 13:41
Fernando Alonso – Praiseworthy
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Lewis Hamilton – Spiteful
Giancarlo Fisichella – Baffling
Heikki Kovalainen – Improving
Felipe Massa – Dependable
Kimi Raikkonen – Fun-loving
Jenson Button – Vanished
Rubens Barrichello – Over-the-hill
Nick Heidfeld – Unspectacular
Robert Kubica – Over-rated
Ralf Schumacher – Unloved
Jarno Trulli – Oversensitive
David Coulthard – Comfortable
Mark Webber – Quick
Nico Rosberg – Immense
Alexander Wurz – Technical
Kazuki Nakajima – Questionable
Vitantonio Liuzzi – Unfavoured
Scott Speed – Useless
Sebastian Vettel – Undeveloped
Adrian Sutil – Not-quite-there-yet (yeah, I cheated
Christijan Albers – Volatile
Markus Winkelhock – Prodigal
Sakon Yamamoto – Inoue-esque
Takuma Sato – Wayward
Anthony Davidson – Slow
Rohan said on 19th November 2007, 13:42
Gah, can’t believe someone put Kazuki as questionable before me – I hadn’t refreshed, so couldn’t see it
Rohan said on 19th November 2007, 13:43
And Wurz as well
/o\
doctorvee said on 19th November 2007, 14:01
Great game!
Fernando Alonso – Winner
Lewis Hamilton – Impatient
Giancarlo Fisichella – Ageing
Heikki Kovalainen – Promising
Felipe Massa – Nepotism
Kimi Raikkonen – Playboy
Jenson Button – Plucky
Rubens Barrichello – Slowing
Nick Heidfeld – Quick
Robert Kubica – Fortunate
Ralf Schumacher – Rubbish
Jarno Trulli – Train
David Coulthard – Trusty
Mark Webber – Unlucky
Nico Rosberg – Potential
Alexander Wurz – Rusty
Kazuki Nakajima – Fore!
Vitantonio Liuzzi – Overlooked
Scott Speed – Misnomer
Sebastian Vettel – Fast
Adrian Sutil – Unknown
Christijan Albers – Nice
Markus Winkelhock – Leader
Sakon Yamamoto – Loadsamoney?
Takuma Sato – Inconsistent
Anthony Davidson – Luckless
Sean said on 19th November 2007, 14:12
Alonso – child
Hamilton – young
Kimi – business
Massa – apprentice
Webber – done
Daniel said on 19th November 2007, 14:49
Fernado Alonso – Quijote
Lewis Hamilton – wonderboy
Giancarlo Fisichella – gone
Heikki Kovalainen – coming
Felipe Massa – fast
Kimi Raikkonen – deserving
Jenson Button – trapped
Rubens Barrichello – tired
Nick Heidfeld – hard-working
Robert Kubica – brightless
Ralf Schumacher – rotten
Jarno Trulli – forgotten
David Coulthard – stable
Mark Webber – unsuccessful
Nico Rosberg – future
Alex Wurz – past
Kazuki Nakajima – sponsored
Vitantonio Liuzzi – unlucky
Scott Speed – who?
Sebastian Vettel – maybe
Adrian Sutil – fine
Sakon Yamamoto – slow
Christian Albers – vacant
Markus Winkelhock – lucky
Takuma Sato – Quick
Antonhy Davidson – good
Keith Collantine said on 19th November 2007, 14:55
Quijote? As in “Don Quixote”?
Dan M said on 19th November 2007, 15:25
Fernando Alonso – Wanted
Lewis Hamilton – Nomadic
Felipe Massa – Emotional
Kimi Raikkonen – CHAMPION!
Robert McKay said on 19th November 2007, 15:52
Good game
Fernando Alonso – Machiavellian
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Lewis Hamilton – Impressive
Giancarlo Fisichella – Disappointing
Heikki Kovalainen – Arriving
Felipe Massa – Temperemental
Kimi Raikkonen – Patchy
Jenson Button – Crying
Rubens Barrichello – Ageing
Nick Heidfeld – Quickening
Robert Kubica – Crashmeister
Ralf Schumacher – Rotten
Jarno Trulli – Insipid
David Coulthard – Grizzled
Mark Webber – Luckless
Nico Rosberg – Stellar
Alexander Wurz – Canada
Kazuki Nakajima – Brake!
Vitantonio Liuzzi – Tolerant
Scott Speed – Arrogant
Sebastian Vettel – Potential
Adrian Sutil – Improving
Christijan Albers – Forgotten
Markus Winkelhock – Debut-tastic (erm
Sakon Yamamoto – Slow
Takuma Sato – Stabilising
Anthony Davidson – Qualifier